paste

This morning...
the girl at dunkin donuts told me
I had toothpaste on my face

*that's great*

My day can only improve.. right?

hurt

Tom Got Hurt

FIRST GAME OF THE GOD DAMN SEASON!

"Brady likely done for season with torn ACL"

NOOOOooooooooooooOOOOooo

random find

it makes perfect sense

happy friday

Happy Friday, Kids!

Hey, anyone wanna go to
Gilley's Tonight?

We can take turns riding the mechanical bull

Bud & Sissy
might be there...

Who's with me?

donation

my buddy Joe

over at the
DOG RESCUE BLOG
Needs Your Help

for A dog named Brownie who was rescued,
went blind, and had to have surgery costing $2400

they are looking for donations
what ever you can spare
every penny helps!

GO HERE

link

Interpretations
of sleeping positions:

I usually sleep like this
<-----

SO WHAT
IF I GET EXCITED
OVER SMALL MATTERS??!?!?
DON'T TELL ME
TO RELAX!!

so..which one are you?
- go here

random find

The Goonies got old.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


all this paper work
it raises my blood pressure
work can lead to stroke!!!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

died

"I don't think my dog bit you, mister.
'Cause Fred definately DON'T like grease!"
- Cledus Snow
"Smokey and the Bandit"


Jerry Reed died
1937 - 2008

I had a dream

THIS MORNING
JUST BEFORE I AWOKE..
I HAD THIS DREAM:

now... normally I don't dream about celebrities

But in my dream
I was with my husband at this really busy pizza place

in front of me sat
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
along with the entire ethnic ensemble of children Angelina
purchased in her travels... they were all sitting on one side of the table
similar to the last supper










"maddox" was sitting there with
that pissy look on his face- as usual




now Brad and Angie were getting annoyed because they had been sitting
there for over 40 minutes (oh heavens, how dare they have to wait)
so they decide to leave
they hand me their receipt
and say "here- you can have our food- it's paid for - we're leaving"

So I'm like.. "uh, okay...thanks"

so they leave
my number gets called
I go up to the counter
The guy says "$85.94"
then proceeds to grab all my money which was in my hand

and I tell him "noooo I'm just paying for my pizza..
all I got was a pizza and two sodas!"

he doesn't answer..

I say "how much was it??"
he replies: "yours is $30
and you have to pay for the other order.."

Which was some tofu shit
I didn't want in the first place

So I'm just standing there and nobody is giving me my money back
I'm yelling "there's no way my pizza cost $30
and I don't want the other food - Hello?!? Can I get a receipt?"

And the guy behind the counter is waiting on all the people around me..
totally ignoring me..

So basically Brad & Angie fucked me with the bill...
Do you believe that shit?


Pffffffffffffffffffftttt

a conversation

I was in line at Borders on Saturday
and I overheard this conversation:


Two little girls standing in front of me
Cute... dressed in matching pink & white flowery dresses
white head bands... picture perfect

To my right... a shelf with merchandise
odds and ends mostly toys

A pack of three plastic life-like cockroaches
hanging in a blister pack

The older of the two points at the roaches
in a calming soft voice
"If I had those roaches - I'd put them in mommy's bed"
the younger one replies in a serious voice "yeah"
*nodding her head in an angry confirming sort if way*

They walk off.




The end

weekend pics

3 day weekend now over
But it was good while it lasted.

How was your weekend?
Did you guys play pin the tail on the donkey too?

a conversation

A conversation
which took place this evening
between my husband and I

Tim: "Hey!!"

Me: "What?"

Tim: "You are not that little girl in the movie -
how many times do I have to tell you that?"

Me: "Huh?"

Tim: "You know what girl.."

Me: "Oh.."

Tim: "Yeah...Go around and PICK UP ALL the GLASSES
of water you've abandoned"

Me: "Yup, BUT they might just save your goddamn ass someday"

Tim: "uhuh.. run along now - don't make me smash you
with a baseball bat..


















okay - so I have a bad habit of leaving glasses
half filled with water all over the house
- it just happens.. I'm thirsty, yet forgetful

but If I remember correctly ..
in that movie
that water saved everybody's ass

so when the aliens come
.. the ones that have a bad reaction to h2O
who's gonna be ready for them? -yeah, that's right!!

pffffffffffft


Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away..

cool link

Over 100 artists reinterpreting classic cult films
crazy4cult.com
&
crazycult2.blogspot.com

this one is my fave

clip

Do you believe this shit...
go here

I can't stand this guy!

I bet...

I bet these two would hate each other

Butter Girl: Nice Hat Bitch

Raisin Girl: Go have another butter cookie - your ass needs it

Butter Girl: Raisins suck.. they ruin everything
everyone loves butter.. only dirty hippies like raisins

Raisin Girl: THAT'S IT - I'LL KICK YOUR
NATIVE AMERICAN ASS
RIGHT NOW

Butter Girl: I'd like to see you try

Raisin Girl: whore!!

Butter Girl: slut!


the end


I got my money on the butter girl..
Who you got?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
brought to you by MISS ALEX

email box too full
customers want work done now
want to smash their face

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

never liked

I never liked froggy.

a thought

I came across this pic in my internet travels
and it occurred to me..

Mel Gibson Was Cool Once
A long, long, loooong time ago

But how did he go from this
to this?

random find

optimus prime + balloons = one busy-ass clown

this had to take all day..

Birthday Clown: "And what would you like Timmy? A dog? A hat?"
How about a nice kangaroo?

Timmy: "NOOOOOOOOO
I want OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
My Mommy is paying you.. DO IT!!
DO IT NOW!!!"

link

yearbookyourself.com

I chose not to yearbook myself
but I encourage you to..
so I can laugh

thanks
Jen @ Casual Slack

this just in...

My mom just told me..

That Randy Moss bought a house in her neighborhood..
RANDY MOSS
(wide receiver for the New England Patriots)

I'm going on a stakeout...!

fine art

My boss has had this hanging in his office for years...

Apparently it was given to him as a gift
A GIFT!
someone actually picked this out.. wrapped it up with ribbon
and said
"Here.. I got you something, I think you're gonna like it"

I personally would have burned it - it's what nightmares are made of

What are your thoughts on this fine art?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

Work - Day in - Day out
Thirty more years - I retire!
I can't wait that long...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

"cha-cha"

My co-worker & friend Jo-Ann
sings along with the radio everyday...
but she replaces
all the words with
"Cha-Cha"
See for yourself.. clicky here
I hear this all day long


I'm thinking about making this
a weekly post.. anybody got any requests?

yeah... it's monday

Productivity At Work

I cleaned my desk today

R.I.P.

Sandy Allen
died today
she was 53

"World's Tallest Woman"
full story

clip of the day

Little House
on the Prairie Intro
remake
clicky this

random find

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

We all have to work
Money doesn't grow on trees
My mom told me so...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


*thanks Ann

poll results

Last week there was a poll
and the people voted

FUNNY BONES VS. DEVIL DOGS

well kids, the results are in...
it's no surprise

VICTORY

FACT: Funny Bones ARE Better than Devil Dogs

the end

don't care

Tonight is the

opening ceremony of the 2008
summer olympics

and I could give a rats ass

**yawn**

another clip

Sex in the City
starring Bea Arthur..

clicky here

clip of the day

Okay..
I have no idea who
Ari & Woori are..

I found this on
You Tube




*But they did an outstanding job
recreating a conveyor belt using a table cloth

enjoy.. clicky here

clip

Paris Hilton
Responds to McCain Ad

clicky here

he'll be okay..

Mr. Freeman
still in serious condition -
his car overturned twice before
landing upright in a ditch.
full story




thankfully,
Miss Daisy was unharmed..