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There is a music video
to go along with that
previous sweater post

Gem Sweater Video Here

Gold Pants Video Here
Beat Dazzler Video Here - I think this one is my fave

'Die Hard 4' in the works

Die Hard 4
Full Story...
He comes out of retirement
to battle an Internet terrorist
organization. ***yawn***



How DOES John McClane manage to get into
these troublesome situations over and over again???

ENOUGH ALREADY!! NO MORE! STOP!!

no doping

Lance Armstong
Cleared of Doping Charges

NOTE TO FRANCE:
Face it... An American
Kicked Your Ass

Thanks

flashback

When I was driving to work this morning

I had this Drivers ED flashback...

I was trying to remember the word for:
When you stare at the lines in the road and it almost hypnotizes you...
There's a word for that...
Anyone know the word?

Anyway - the word never came to me
But I did remember the Drivers ED teacher - don't recall his name
big guy.. balding... 80's porn star mustache
tight adidas nylon pants... yeah... he was HOT!

Every class he would eat an apple.
the ENTIRE Apple - CORE and all
WTF?
Who Eats the Core???
And who the hell eats an apple right in the
middle of teaching a class???
Don't teachers get about 20 breaks per day?

And that's my flashback.

More Retro Clips

1. Saturday Mornings 1984
2. Transformers Commercial
3. Seth Green - Nerf
4. 80's Commercials Montage
5. Nintendo Commercial

website of the day

HAHA!...
take a look

I think "Rainforest Jungle"
is my fave.


Maybe it's because I'm not hip & trendy-
I have no idea who Leslie Hall is...
But I think her sweater page is fabulous.

Commodore

Here's
Captain Kirk's
Sales Pitch
for commodores
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My parents never bought me
"The Wonder Computer of the 1980's"
Too bad... I bet I would have made some great
charts & graphs! All for Under $300

I don't understand

I just read this and I don't understand

Heather Locklear was DATING him??
I guess I'm not up to date with the celebrity gossip...
I don't get it... Did he have to pay her or something?

Happy Mug Shots

Some Criminals Like
To "Spice Up"
Their Mug Shots...

Check Out the Gallery
At The Smoking Gun

Blog Pick of the Week

ALL THINGS COOL

Go Check Out His Blog
Leave him a comment so he knows you stopped by!

Its Got Random Ramblings
Similar to the "Slack"
"A compilation of all the cool things that are Shocking, Sexy,
Sagacious, or just plain Silly!"

Go Now.

Tuesday Work Sucks "Haiku"

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

I'm Back To This Place
Three Day Weekend Is Over
I Am Very Sad.

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.



- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

Friday Movie Pick

My Friday Pick
Brainstorm 1983
Starring
Christopher Walken
Natalie Wood
Sci-Fi 80's Movie...
Plot Summary: Brilliant researchers Lillian Reynolds and Michael Brace have developed a system of recording and playing back actual experiences of people. Once the capability of tapping into "higher brain functions" is added in, and you can literally jump into someone else's head and play back recordings of what he or she was thinking, feeling, seeing, etc., at the time of the recording, the applications for the project quickly spiral out of control.


Christopher Walken is in it... that's reason enough
Go Netflix it... Right now... go

Gandalf / Magneto

Is 67 Today!

Ian McKellen

FACT: He is a Great Actor
Nobody Could Have Played Gandalf Better - No One!!
read an interview on cnn here

Quote of the Day

"This house has quite a long and colorful history.
It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and
was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings,
and five John Denver Christmas specials."

- C. Montgomery Burns

The 25 Worst
Movie Sequels

Ranked By
Entertainment Weekly
Go Here

Is this true?

Hasselhoff
Was CRYING When They
Announced the Winner
of American Idol?

HAHAHhHAhHAhAHAH
HHAHAHhHAhahAHHAH
HAHAHAHHAhahahhaha!

X-Men 3

X-Men: The Last Stand
Pretty Cool Website with Trailer
check it out

Premieres Friday, May 26th

And For You Hardcore X-Men Fans
Take the X-Men Quiz


I think it looks pretty good.
I never read the comic books so I don't know
how Hollywood is destroying the characters / storyline

It's probably better that I don't know.
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READ A REVIEW
"Bottom line: Super visual effects aside, the trilogy's
final chapter is a pale mutation of its predecessors."

I'm So Glad It's Over Tonight

I AM SO SICK OF HEARING
ABOUT AMERICAN IDOL
JUST END ALREADY!!! END!!!!!
I don't care who wins.
I know everyone on the planet cares.
But I don't.

Is it wrong that I don't care?


I hate both of you.
I HATE you too Clay Aiken!!!

LAME

My friend Angela sent me this picture yesterday
we send each other funny stuff throughout the day
trying to out-do each other
I'd say she won with this little gem!
Just look at it! I laugh everytime I see it.

Remember this piece of crap Tv Show?
The Courtship of Eddie's Father
TV-Series 1969-1972

Even the name is lame!
What was the HULK thinking when he took this job??

Plot Outline:Widower Tom Corbett must raise his son Eddie who is always
scheming to get his dad remarried. Tom is a magazine publisher,
Mrs. Livingston is his housekeeper, Tina is Tom's secretary, Norman is a photographer,
and Joey is a friend of Eddie's.

Mrs. Livingston HAHAHA
"Mista Eddies Fatha"
ARE THEY KIDDING???
HOW BAD IS THAT!?!?!?!?!!!! IT'S BAD!!

Leave Me Your Thoughts On Mrs. Livingston
or the show in general
Eddie Would Want You To.

morning story of horror

the TRASH CAN
This morning I was pulling out
of my driveway headed for work
and I noticed that the garbage can
was still out on the sidewalk
I get out of the truck to go get it.



I pick it up - One hand on the handle and the back of my other
hand lower on the can so I could push it away from my clothes.
I carry it to the side of the house. I get back in the truck
and head out for work. As I'm driving I notice this smell...
I'm looking around sniffing... sniff... sniff
then I smell the back of my hand
It...it smells like garbage juice / cat piss????
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I immediately go for the bottle of purell I keep in my center console
I poured it all over my hands then proceeded to wipe the steering wheel
and anything else I touched (even though it was the back of my hand that was tainted
Im not taking any chances.) I must have used half the bottle.


I get into the office and furiously soap up
my hands once again then I asked all my
co-workers to smell my arm... In case any got on my clothes
And they did...They didn't smell anything.
I'm Clean.

That was horrifying.



I'd like to thank my husband for not taking in the trash can yesterday.
I know you had a lot of lounging on the couch and talking on the phone to do

Also I would like to thank the neighborhood cat for pissing
on my garbage can. You have the entire world to piss on...fields of grass... trees... rocks but no.. you went straight for my garbage can.
Thanks... I appreciate it.

The moral of the story?
Never touch the garbage can, pick up by the handles only
ALSO Always keep Purell in the car.

mulch

this is what $162.00 worth of mulch looks like
yep, there it is... mulch

The F-Word Defined

Click Here

This is Old - But Still Funny

CHiPs

FACT: Chips was the Coolest TV Show of the late 70's early 80's
First Telecast: September 15, 1977 Last Telecast: July 17, 1983

Who Didn't Love This Show as a Kid?
You Loved it - You Know You Did.

Everybody Loves Ponch!

"Plot Outline: "CHiPS," which stood for California Highway Patrol,
followed the daily beats of two state motorcycle patrolmen as they patrolled the freeway system in and around Los Angeles. Frank "Ponch" Poncherello and Jon Baker were partners and officers with the California Highway Patrol. Together they cruised the highways and interstates in the Los Angeles area, stopping speeders and car thieves, helping stranded motorists, assisting paramedics at accident scenes
and occasionally investigating crimes.
They also became involved in many chases--this series could usually be counted on to provide at least one multi-vehicle interstate pile-up per episode."

Leave Me A Comment
With Your Thoughts on CHiPs
Ponch Demands It

Tuesday "Works Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

My Alarm Went Off
I Had To Get Out Of Bed
It Ruins My Day

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.



- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

One of The STUPIDEST Things I Ever Heard
Volume#1

I don't recall the year maybe 2001

My mother-in-law said to me and I quote...

"I tried that Slim Fast Diet
I wanted to lose some weight,
I didn't like the taste of it
so I added chocolate ice cream."

It's Monday

MONDAY Nornna
Not some of her finest work

YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO CLICK IT
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my weekend

I had to go to my nephews first communion on Sunday

I'm not really into the "church thing"
So one hour felt like an eternity

For those of you not familiar with the catholic regimen
I'll sum it up for you...

Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
Sit... Stand...Kneel
and yawn

So, yeah... it's a good time

After that we went to eat at restaurant called "Twin Oaks"
I can't stand Twin Oaks... people LOVE this place
I just don't get it.
The food is not that great, yet people will wait 2 hours
just to eat some of it.

THEN
I cut my finger buttering a piece of bread with a steak knife
I had to ask the waiter for a band-aid
I never asked a waiter for a band-aid before
I guess there's a first time for everything

I thought I was out of luck.. but he said SURE
and came back in a flash with TWO Band-Aids
just in case...
I guess it's a common restaurant occurrence...
My finger still hurts.

That's my story. Pretty dull.. I know

Someone wants to own this...
Someone is going to pay
A LOT OF MONEY for this.

Someone is willing to piss their life
savings away just to buy this lame ass jumpsuit.
Sometimes it's hard not to make fun of Trekkies...

"Trekkies will be setting their phasers to “bid”
this fall when Christie’s holds the first official
studio auction of memorabilia from all five
“Star Trek” television series & 10 movie spinoffs."
Full Story

As for the Jumpsuit...
I Think I'll Pass. Thanks Anyway.

'Superman Returns'

Is expected to be the most expensive movie ever made
by the time it's released on June 30th, with costs
by then reaching $300 million.
According to WWTD

$300 MILLION!!!!
If they can't make a good movie for $300 Million - All is Lost.

It Better Be Good. Or Jen Will Be ANGRY!!!
I can't wait to see it.
I was five years old when the first movie came out in 1978

WATCH THE TRAILER

"Movie suffers from an overdose of dull"

After All the Hype

After All The Controversy
After The Long Wait

IT SUCKS
At least that's what I've heard & read.

the da vinci code
Don't Bother.
read one of the reviews here

Maybe it Was Tom Hanks Bad Hair
or Maybe Opie Just Couldn't Handle It

Either way, they will all have more Millions to count
and I'll still be working for the man.
**sigh**

Weekly Nornna

The Week Wouldn't
Be Complete
without Weekly Nornna
You know this is true...

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Bad Hair In The Movies

Here's a slide show of

Cinematic Bad Hair Days
Click Me

Remember SPIROGRAPH?
I saw this on ebay
I had forgotten that it even existed

I spent hours making designs - that nobody wanted.
(I use to make them for everyone, I was nice like that)

Had them all over the fridge...
It kept me busy.

world trade center

Hollywood Did it Again...

WATCH THE TRAILER

It looks better than United 93
but I still don't think I want to see it.

Starring Nicolas Cage - Directed by Oliver Stone

FACT: I have the coolest cat.

the tribe has spoken

51 months for Hatch...
HAHAHAHahHAhHAHAHAA!

Note to Richard:
Don't Walk Around Prison Naked.
(I'm sure your going to try to)

full story

quote of the day

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting
online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that
I'm training to be a cage fighter."

- Kip Dynamite

Cool Link of the Day

Here's a Site with all the Covers
of MAD MAGAZINE
Click Me

I use to try and draw the pics inside when I was a kid.
But they never looked as cool as the magazine.

Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

I left my warm bed.
To come to this place of work.
Life is so unfair.

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.



- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

Weekly Nornna

Definitely the Nastiest
Nornna Yet...
***cringe***shudder***gag***

unbelievable.
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