Volume #1
1. Paris Hilton - What is there to Like? Skank...
2. Dubya - Do I Really Have to Explain This One?
3. Clay Aiken - Why is he Famous...Why, Why???
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt - God, I Hate You.
5. John Leguizamo - Talentless... I'm not Watching ER Anymore.
6. Bill Parcels - Can't STAND him.
7. Jennifer Lopez - Fur Coat Wearing, and Your Movies Suck.
8. John Travolta - Barbarino Can Kiss My Ass.
14 comments:
Your list is perfectly fine. Except for Clay Aiken. Mr. Aiken has the most beautiful singing voice. Ever.
Wow I don't know what to say...these people are my people :)
I must say... I have almost EXACTLY the same list... except now I've added "Grant Miller" who disgraces us all by erroneously stating that "Mr. Aiken has the most beautiful singing voice. Ever." Dear sweet Mr. Miller, Clay Aiken is a pimple on the ass of talented musicians. Thank you.
People I don't like:
People with an underbite... I just don't like it.
People with one or both eyes that wander... "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING
AND WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!"
Women with beards. You clearly have a five o clock shadow, lady... Get some
electrolosis... Its bad enough you're huge - - now, you're huge and you look
like a transvestite.
Clay Gayken is Married to Rupert Studder Aint he?
HAHAHHAHA Clay GAYKEN that's hillarious!
I'm with ya on 4.5 of those listed. Jennifer Lopez is the WORST...classic example of media hype and identification in a gorilla marketing culture meaning, with so many choices, so much distraction, we tend to identify and hold on to something for a short period of time...and Jennifer profited from this with both music & movie success...which is all but vanished. She banked a lot of cash in this time...welcome to America! I wonder if she's walking the streets of LA today? Yeah right!
PS--I want to add Bill Gates and Microsoft and Windows and Explorer and all browsers and freakin computers....AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
:)
PSS Jen- What happened to that funky lawnmower? That was cool...
Joe
Funky Lawnmower just got filed into the archives
it's Right
Here
"That's hot"
HAHAHAH!
"Do you Love it?"
this list rules.
There's a rumor Clay Aiken likes a certain Hollywood starlet. Or maybe that it's Clay Aiken likes getting fisted. I can't remember.
Where's K-Fed?
He's so fire.
I'm saving him for volume 2
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