Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Oh... A Ten Cent Raise
I Feel Appreciated
I Wish I Could Quit

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

Oh a ten cent raise
I wish I could take a shit
on your face fucker

Anonymous said...

Quit staring my way
I've done more work than you have
Mind your own business

The Boob Lady said...

I hate fitting bras
The bane of my existence
I'll need to turn tricks

Just Dave said...

Oops - my haiku muse showed up a day early.

Zed said...

Stop following me!
You're so ugly and stupid.
Boss should fire you

I'm calling H.R.
to report your foul manner.
You may lose your job.

We will all rejoice!
Don't let the door hit your back
as you are kicked out.

(hmmm, these haiku are like therapy! lol)

Lynda said...

Load on the work please
I was sick all yesterday
to come back to this

(say it with sarcasm)

Anonymous said...

I don't want to stomp on your creative muse, but if one's job inspires so many anti-work haikus; might finding another job be an option?

Work Sucks Haikus could then be hypothetical....or would that be selling out?


Jen said...

WORK sucks
it doesn't matter the job

it's the "working
for the man part" I loathe

you dig?

Sans Pantaloons said...

What do you mean No
All that labour is in vain
I eat shit for cash

Anonymous said...

Anti Work Haikus
Is all we have to stay sane
Pay me to stay home