it's friday

Happy Friday, Kids!
Next week I am on VACATION!- So posting will be limited

may the force be with you

9 years

Happy Anniversary to Meeeeeeeeeeeeee
9 years ago
on this day - I got married... in a car
(last anniversary post with more details)

What Happens in Vegas - Stays in Vegas

randomness

I bet this is your Favorite Movie
a struggling, down on his luck, arm wrestling trucker
100% pure crap

random find

I think my husband would enjoy this product
I however - would not

*swiped from woosk

trashy

Uhhh..

On second thought - cancel my trip to Naples
Garbage Problem

robins

I recently heard someone say
"Look at that robin, he's listening for worms"

And I thought to myself..
yeah, worms really do make quite a loud ruckus underground...
so loud.. and so unapologetic

...NEWSFLASH...
While the cocked-head posture of a robin seeking food does resemble a
"listening" pose, the bird is actually scrutinizing the ground with
one eye, looking for worms.


- That is All -
You may now go back to your
regularly scheduled day
Thanks

more fun with pen

Fun with Pen

My friend Ann made this....She's a Wicked Good Artist - Don't Ya Think?

Fun with pen!

Fun with Pen

it's wicked life-like ain't it...

died

George Carlin
1937-2008

anger

It's no secret.. I have a bit of a temper
I've been known to throw things, smash stuff..
Fly off the handle

So I looked up some tips on managing anger

Anger Management Tips

• Take a "time out."

• Do something physically exerting.
Physical activity can provide an outlet for your emotions,
especially if you're about to erupt.

• Find ways to calm and soothe yourself.
Practice deep-breathing exercises, visualize a relaxing scene, or repeat
a calming word or phrase to yourself, such as "take it easy."

• Once you're calm, express your anger as soon as possible so that you
aren't left stewing.

• Think carefully before you say anything so that you don't end up saying
something you'll regret.

• Use "I" statements when describing the problem to avoid criticizing or placing blame.
For instance, say "I'm upset you didn't help with the housework this evening,"

• Don't hold a grudge.

• Use humor to release tensions, Don't use sarcasm, though
— it's just another form of unhealthy expression.

• Keep an anger log to identify the kinds of situations that set you off and
to monitor your reactions.


I'VE TRIED MOST OF THESE
AND THEY DON'T DO SHIT!!!!

FUCK YOU ANGER MANAGEMENT TIPS!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!
I HATE YOU!
STUPID ANGER MANAGEMENT TIPS!!!!
KEEP AN ANGER LOG????
ARE YOU SERIOUS??
YEAH I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!!!
DON'T USE SARCASM??
YEAH, OKAY I WON'T USE SARCASM
USELESS!!!!! WASTE OF TIME
YOU SUCK!!!!!!

**throwing keyboard across the room**
**smashing monitor**



the end

Fun with Pen

I bought this a few months back

but I haven't been inspired in a while..

I need practice - to master the pen tablet!
Leave me a request in the comments
and if I dig it - I will try to draw it for you

IT'S FUN WITH PEN TIME, KIDS!

happy

This makes me happy
go here
(watch the video too)

Pit bull rescued from
Michael Vick

random find

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

baby's first "high heels"
go here

trailer

Bill Maher
RELIGULOUS

This looks good
watch trailer here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

They say - times are tough
No raise for you! - nada, zip!
Bossman drives a mercedes...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

random find

my friend Ann was kind enough to snap this pic for me
while she was downtown the other night

"The Urban Bonnet"

people walking

I went to a parade over the weekend

Quick History Lesson:
The attack on the Gaspee (British armed schooner) by RI patriots in 1772
was the first armed conflict leading to the American Revolution.
The leader of the Gaspee attack was
Abraham Whipple, a founding father of the US Navy.
Of interest is the fact that the musket ball fired by
the Rhode Islander Joseph Bucklin that gravely wounded the captain
of the Gaspee is acknowledged by many to be the cause of the
first firearm-related British casualty of the Revolution

The city of Warwick, Rhode Island commemorates the Gaspée Affair
with Gaspée Days. This festival includes arts and crafts and races,
but the highlight is the Gaspée Days parade
The parade features burning the Gaspée in effigy, a Revolutionary War
battle reenactment, Revolutionary War era fife-and-drum bands,
a marching band dressed as period sailors,
local marching bands, and others.

Here's some pics for ya..

It's the SeaBee! - Learn Something


people walking



more people walking

Fascinating Clip of People Walking One
Fascinating Clip of People Walking Two

On a side note: Youtube made my videos pixelated!!
why the hell is that?

I don't know who these people are
but they're dressed to party...


This dude put on his best wolf t-shirt
for the occasion

I'm still trying to figure out
what giant ants from Philadelphia have to do with
the revolutionary war.. hmmmm


the Shriners are coming for you..
when they find you - they WILL kill you


the end


My weekend was great
how was yours?

this just in...

wow..
Tim Russert
dies at 58
full story

random find

AND UGLY ASS SHOE OF THE YEAR
AWARD GOES TO
...........

the HIGH TOP FLIP FLOP



This post inspired by
fonziesox.blogspot.com

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

deadline is friday
work late? - for no extra pay??
I'll just call in sick...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

link

www.startprocrastinating.com

turtle alert

Look who was digging in my mulch
Saturday morning

I think it's a box turtle
but I could be wrong - I'm no Herpetologist

I'm guessing it's a female
looking for a place to lay her eggs in my mulch

I hope she did..
I want some baby turtles hanging out around my house
that would be cool

just sayin'

link

Sarah Jessica Parker
Looks Like A Horse
A Loving Tribute to New York's
Self-Proclaimed Aging Fashion Icon

go here

clip

Weezer - Pork & Beans Video
starring some familiar
internet faces...
watch it here

product review

Peanut Butter Bumpers

I love this stuff

go to Whole Foods right now
and buy some

And it won't kill you..
look at the ingredients..

clip

THIS is what WORK
does to a person...
(*It's no doubt fake -
but I wish it was real!)
Office Worker
Goes Insane - go here

it's just lunch

today was a Tommy's Pizza
kinda day

random find

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

boss is playing golf
a/c broken - we all sweat
boss man could care less

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

a conversation

So.. this morning
I'm standing in line getting my coffee
and I overheard two guys talking:

Guy1 : Hey.. how's Paulie doin'?

Guy2: Paulie.. he's doing better, he's in rehab
but he's very, very anxious to get back to work

Guy1: yeah, yeah.. good..good..good
anxious to get back to work that's good

Guy2: yeah, he's gotta get back to work


Okay.. let's stop the
conversation right there

Who the fuck in their right mind is ANXIOUS
to get BACK TO WORK??
especially when you're at rehab
I'm picturing a guy sitting around in his pj's enjoying iced tea
out in the garden - occasionally going to a group meeting
to talk about his "feelings"

Yeah I bet he's really anxious to get back to work.

Unless this guy works at the Wonka Chocolate Factory
I honestly doubt he's anxiously awaiting his return
to working for the man

and if he is anxious to get back to work
--- then he's an asshole..


just sayin'


*this has been a casual slack observation
thank you

movie review

Ya know what sucks?

This movie SUCKS
I saw it along time ago and I thought it sucked
then I watched some of it again yesterday..
and yep... it's still fucking sucks

This is one of those movies
people think is a "cinematic science fiction masterpiece"
just because Stanley Kubrick did it
Big fucking deal..
Stanley Kubrick can kiss my ass

it's excruciatingly slow... drawn out scenes that go on forever...
basically - it's an overrated piece of crap

it actually infuriates me to think that
this is considered
one of the greatest science fiction movies ever made!!

and if you dare to say you didn't like it
you're told that you "Just don't get it or you "Missed the point"
or "You can't appreciate the art of the film"

Art? - I have seen more Art in a Calvin & Hobbes comic...

Well I didn't miss anything - I get it - I'm not a moron
- I also get that it fucking sucked

I'd like to buy a copy of this movie
just so I can smash it into a million pieces with a sledge hammer
then pour gasoline all over it and light it on fire
because that would be more enjoyable to me - than watching it again

the end

this has been a casual slack movie review

ps.
The greatest sci-fi movies ever?

ALIEN
&
ALIENS

go ahead argue this with me
bring it on!!!

I double dog dare you