theme song

I was listening to
my Staind Cd
on the way to work






The song "For You"
Should have been my theme
song growing up

video here


album: "Break The Cycle"
"For You"

To my mother, to my father,
It's your son or it's your daughter,
Are my screams loud enough for you to hear me?
Should I turn this up for you?

I sit here locked inside my head
Remembering everything you said
The silence gets us nowhere!
Gets us nowhere way too fast!

The silence is what kills me
I need someone here to help me
But you don't know how to listen
And let me make my decisions

I sit here locked inside my head
Remembering everything you said
The silence gets us nowhere!
Gets us nowhere way to fast!

All your insults and your curses
make me feel like I'm not a person
And I feel like I am nothing
but you made me so do something
'Cause I'm fucked up because you are
Need attention, attention you couldn't give

I sit here locked inside my head
Remembering everything you said
The silence get us nowhere!
Gets us nowhere way to fast

What Was.. or Is Your Theme Song?

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

You try to be nice
But I can see right through you
You can't fool me... bitch

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

clip

He's Denny Blaze
the Average Homeboy

BWAHAAHAhaha

watch it here

trailer

In case you missed
the Simpsons Movie
Trailer
Last Night..
here it is

clip

Give the World
A Gem Sweater...

New video from
Leslie Hall
is right here

Best Presents

Perhaps two of the finest ads
ever to grace casual slack...

I will forever be indebted...

Amy from Mish Mash
Made me this Stunning Work of Art
for my B-Day

AND...
Andy from Sans Pantaloons
made me this Gorgeous Masterpiece


Do you love them?

want some cake?

My co-workers Rock!

I may hate working - but I love the people I work with
(I only hate one of them - the one that stinks)

This was some quality "Funfetti"cake
made by my friend Ann - Thanks Ann! Check out her blog

As you can see by this gift assortment
they are as twisted as I am...

**Notice our half-assed looking christmas trees in the background
we intentionally make them look bad for the sake of humor**

It's Friday

Trailer

The Trailer for
Evan Almighty
Starring Steve Carell

watch it here

for Dick Small

The Love of Dick Small's Life is
Celebrating his Birthday - Nick Lachey is 33 today!

http://sheer-lunacy.blogspot.com/

DutchBitch Contest

Dutchbitch's Bathroom is Boring
and she needs your help

She's daring all of you to Pimp Her Bathroom...
Anything goes!!!

GO HERE TO ENTER THE CONTEST

Just go enter.. don't argue with me

clip

I found you
yet another great clip

this one is called
Solla Solla Enna Peruma

you're welcome

addict

ARE YOU
Addicted to the
Internet?

full story




I'm not...
But YOU ARE aren't you? I know you are...
Step 1 is admitting you have a problem
just sayin'

clip

Office Space Recut
- A great recut of
office space turning it
into a thriller.

watch it here

Lynda

Lynda made me this slacktastic ad
it's true... everyday does feel like Christmas here...
leave presents for me under the tree.. thanks


November is Lung Cancer Awareness month.
Lynda's sister, Laurianne, died of non-smoking related
lung cancer in 2005.
Please visit : http://lauriannes-hope.blogspot.com
for more information.

Please visit her blogs:
http://lkscherf.blogspot.com - Lynda's Great Journey
http://lauriannes-hope.blogspot.com - Laurianne's Hope

zedstock

My Birthday is November 12th
but Zed is having an early B-Day party for me
over at Zedstock
so go visit.. and bring a present - I like presents

But Don't bring Pancakes... I have enough.

jerry

Here's "Poor" Jerry

Fat..Lazy.. Lump of Fur that he is
on his new favorite cat pillow

meme

saw this over at ZED's
so I did it...

1. Where do you live? RHODE ISLAND - that's part of New England kids...
A tradition of independence and dissent gave RI a prominent role in the
American Revolution...that's right!!
first of the original thirteen colonies to declare its independence from England..yep!

2. What's the most recognizable geographic or architectural
feature visible from where you're sitting?
where I'm sitting?? the wall in my living room...

3. Favorite and worst features of the area in which you live.
Favorite: there's not a lot of hicks,
typical new england..scenic, rural... change of seasons that's all good.
RI has Good Italian food.

Worst: the taxes (one of the highest in the country! woo hooo)
Worst Drivers!!
oh.. and our accents - most of us are unable to pronounce
the letter "R"
example: Parking Lot = Pa-kin Laat... Beer = Beah

4. Best local restaurant you've discovered recently.
recently? none

5. Do you follow local politics? yep, pretty much Independent-
but for this election...
GO DEMOCRATS win the house! win the senate!

6. How’s the weather? it's 45º right now.. BRRrrrr
we experience all 4 seasons.. that's a good thing
BUT the winter here BLOWS

7. And the traffic? it's AWFUL .. very bad drivers..
very bad highway system

8. Best local sports team? GO PATS!!

9. If finances weren’t an issue, would you stay
in the same town? Probably

10. During a non-rush hour period, how long would it
take you to drive from the northernmost edge to the southern
edge of your city/town? East to west? not long!

tag - you're it.

funny clip

Leslie Hall
on the phone..
(A show called Ring My Bell)

watch it - you must...

he's cool

Here's proof that
I have the coolest cat in the world

Every Year I do a
Travis Holiday Photo
& the lucky individuals on my Christmas card list
get one in their Christmas card

here are some of his past photos...

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday
Work SUCKS Haiku!

You took my Stapler
I KNOW you did.. you LIAR
You have germy hands



Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Mmmm

Cocoa Krispies..
What did you have for dinner?

Tenant Time

Rache is in the House

It's Tenant Time - This Weeks Tenant is
GREEN - A new beginning

FIELD TRIP TIME!
We'll be traveling to the United Kingdom this time kids
I've purchased first class tickets for everyone

I'm going to need everyone to be at the airport at least
2 hours early for roll call
and to confiscate all the liquids you might try to smuggle on the plane

Refreshments will be served on the flight
one tiny bag of Peanuts and / or Pretzels

& it's open bar - so drink up - it's going to be a long flight

the movies for the flight will be
"Sack Lunch"
and "Rochelle Rochelle"

(if you don't watch seinfeld you not laughing right now)

Okay, let's all go visit rache
Green is my favorite color - that's reason enough to visit

See where it says
This Weeks Tenant - Top Right
------->
Click That - Click it!! Click it!!

short attention span

it's just breakfast

We went to breakfast this morning..

it's the best breakfast around so the place was crowded

so we're standing in the tiny crowded waiting area..
(why do they always make them so small?)
for the 30 minute wait from hell

and the hostess is calling names

John..party of 3...
Jason party of 5...
and so on

THEN she says... "Kristen party of 2 1/2"

and all the people in there - break into laughter
like it was the funniest thing
they had ever heard in their entire life

Then came the comments from the "audience"

"did she just say party of 2 1/2 HA HA HA"

"2 1/2 That's so cute"

"Oh how clever!!"
this banter went on for a while mind you

I cringed with disgust at the lameness of the situation

I'm just standing there thinking to myself
Are theses people fucking kidding me???

I'm guessing these are the same people who enjoy the
comic stylings of Bob Saget... & Jeff Foxworthy

so I look at my husband an say (Loudly)
in an extremely sarcastic tone (if you can imagine that)
"Party of 2 1/2 HAHAHAHA OH HOW FUNNY!!"
"THAT'S JUST GOOD CLEAN COMEDY RIGHT THERE"

Apparently I pissed off the soccer mom
standing to my right
because I got glares for the remainder of my wait
-like I give a shit

this was another fascinating post wasn't it..
I had an uneventful weekend

Anyway
here's our breakfast..

I went with the 3 cheese omelette with wheat toast
(the home fries kicked ass..)
And NO I didn't get pancakes

Tim went with nasty looking eggs benedict..

email

I received the following email
from my friend angela this afternoon

enjoy...

In the subject line: My Car Smells Bad - Something spilled, what spilled?

Jen:

My car smells like the following word if it were a real word:
"sourmilkbumfeet"

If I wasn't so broke I would have it professionally cleaned,
but that's expensive. So for now, Jen... for now... I will open the windows
on a 30 degree morning and suffer.

It's either the cold or its sourmilkbumfeet the whole way.

Not cool.

clip

If anyone needs a healer
I know a guy..
He's really good -
he can heal you right over the phone...

watch the clip

thursday thirteen

Sorry for my lack of posts yesterday
but you all know I'm a slacker...

Here is another thursday 13
*revised

More fascinating random facts
about myself...

1. I absolutely despise hand lotion - I hate the way it feels...

2. People tell me I talk fast

3. I chew a lot of gum - mostly at work

4. I watch seinfeld every night at 7:00

5. I have one tattoo

6. I wear glasses - I'm getting contacts one of these days... I'm lazy

7. I think mostly ALL fast food is disgusting

8. I love chocolate soy milk

9. I have NEVER had Starbucks coffee

10. I tend to procrastinate

11. I think South Park is far superior to Family Guy

12. Fur Coats disgust me

13. I prefer to sit in the front row at the movies - but I never get to
because whoever I go with - doesn't want to sit in the front row.. poor me.


I think everyone on my sidebar
should do a thursday thirteen today...
just sayin'

dogs in costumes

The TINY
WIENER Band
- "Dressin' me up"

watch it

new

PFFT BRANDS INC. PRESS RELEASE

happy halloween

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday
Work SUCKS Haiku!

I've only known you a week
New salesman... he's so shady
Stop taking my gum


Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

not good

I was just thinking...
candy corn sucks
It looks like it would taste good
but it doesn't

it's a foul tasting, waxy,
sugary substance that isn't
worth the bag it comes in


Does anyone actually enjoy this candy?
I need to know...

the chad

The Chad
is waiting for you...

Have you clicked?!?

See where it says

This Weeks Tenant
------->
Click It!

Dr. Pepper, NO ICE...

Joe from
Walkin' In The Desert

has a great
slack inspired ramble
check it out!

depressing

it's 5:30

and it's pitch black outside...

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS ENDED
AND IT SUCKS!!!

I say keep the clocks where they are.

this is nasty

Cadavers for Display...
Made in China
this shows how they make them..
**GAG** **Cringe**
watch it here

The Actual Exhibition - Here


I have seen this exhibition before online
but never in person.. anyone seen it?

nightmare from hell

WALMART IS EVIL
they recently opened a "Super Walmart"
not too far from us
We decided to go grocery shopping there today

It was like being in the depths of HELL
1. The aisles were packed.. I swear every kid in there had on
those "roller-skate shoes" with the wheel built into the heels..
zipping by at full speed... Dear parents.. super walmart is not a roller
rink. When I accidently roll over little jonny with the shopping cart
I will sue your ass for disrupting my shopping

THEN
I saw a guy with a really bad mullet blocking the frozen food aisle
because he couldn't decide what kind of hot pockets he wanted.

You could barely move
You couldn't stop to look at anything because there were fifty
people behind you ready to ram their shopping carts into your ass.

2. the shelves were empty... ravaged

3. I waited 25 minutes at the deli for cheese - 25 fucking minutes
there were three old ladies wearing shower caps - working the deli counter
it was similar to watching paint dry..
- one lady was busy talking to the
"cheese enthusiasts" couple... at the end of the counter
talking /deciding "well I really like havarti" but that cheddar looks good too"
"ooh this one has nice color" "What do you have in a creamy light cheese?"

FUCCCCKKKKKKKK! If you're such cheese specialists
what the fuck are you doing here?
This isn't some exclusive upscale cheese emporium on the east side
it's fucking WALMART
Just pick a cheese for fucks sake!!!
Buy some american or provolone and move on - there's 50 people behind you!
(I had to walk away from them - I couldn't take it - I wanted to scream)

4. Check out time
I look over at the registers and I almost fell on the floor..
There were lines as far as the eye could see
it was like the day after thanksgiving.. we contemplated abandoning the
shopping cart and making a run for it.. but we came this far there was no turning back
we didn't feel like going to another super market and re-shopping..

So after waiting another 30 minutes in line
finally it was our turn

The cashier was your typical I don't give a fuck teenager
chewing gum with her mouth open..
she kept looking over at the customer service saying how she
wanted her break and mumbling to herself.
then.. get this... she looks at us and says
"hey .... did you guys do that day light savings time thing??"
I reply "....um yeah"
"Then what time is it really.. what's the real life time??"
As if there is some mathematical formula to figure
out day light savings time - subtract one hour you friggin' moron!

I say: "uh it's 1:45"
she replies "Arrggg that's it???" followed by a big ***SIGH***

I say: "yep 1:45..."

So she rings up my order
painstakingly putting 2 items in each bag...
WHAT THE HELL do I look like I'm 90 years old and can't carry the bags?
I say: "You can load up the bags okay.. I don't want a lot of bags"
(BLANK STARE)
It's like they have no concept of waste - do they teach kids anything anymore??

THEN I pay
and notice she didn't ring up my two coupons

I say.. I think you forgot my coupons
and she says "yeah here you go (hands them back to me)
You have to go to the customer service desk"

I WHAT??? I just waited a half hour!! Are you kidding Me?!?
"She replies yeah.. it shouldn't be that long of a wait"

At this point I could feel my blood pressure rising
I wanted to reach over the counter
grab her be the throat and
SMASH HER FACE INTO THE CASH REGISTER

In conclusion: WALMART is the ruination of the world.

the end.

saturday slack