Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday
Work SUCKS Haiku!

I've only known you a week
New salesman... he's so shady
Stop taking my gum

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


2 fools said...

Freaks, Geeks, Bitches, Fools
It's Halloween ever day
No need for costumes

Lynda said...

It is Halloween
Today should be a holiday
Stay home and get paid

Teri said...

Angela, you are HYSTERICAL!!!

Aunt Nora said...

Hey gurl, your haiku on the second line has only 6 syllables. Not 7. Sorry, otherwise it would've been great (for a white chick, that is). (o:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE haikus! I wrote a series of warm and fuzzy haikus today myself on my site in honor of halloween.

Regardless of what else you write here you won my heart with this feature. But that's okay I don't need my heart, I never use it.

Work sux that is true.
But if it was a woman
that would be better.

Aunt Nora said...

MUCH better.

theWatchList said...

The Clock hands move slow
But I watch them anyway.
Only two more hours...

(I'm no wordsmith so if the last line is 1 syllable too many, change the word only to just. Because of my severe crappatude at this, I'll provide another substandard bonus hiaku..)

Fuck one hundred and
eighteen more minutes of this,
I am going home.

(again, sorry for my english, oh, and french too)

Aunt Nora said...

Workin' for whitey,
And he asks me to stay late
To take "dicktation".

My fist's in his face
I think he learned his lesson.
Out of my way, fool!

Teri said...

urethra - fabulous, simply fabulous.

Anonymous said...

Wow, haiku quality really has improved around here! Great stuff so far. I'm lower the bar:

The situation's grave
I want to kill the boss.
Will I go to jail?

Anonymous said...

Oops. Take out "The" before "situation". Otherwise a fine, moving, and inspirational haiku. lol

robkroese said...

That's a great haiku. Very zen. Or something.

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

It is wednesday now
and it still really sucks
a giant turd from a cow