And Now...the Tuesday
Work SUCKS Haiku!
You took my Stapler
I KNOW you did.. you LIAR
You have germy hands
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
9 comments:
My boss yelled at me,
So I bought the company
And demoted him.
Now he works third shift
I also reduced his pay
I just love revenge.
Hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Take that, "Mail Boy"! Hahahaha!
New drug policy
Company going random
What about cocaine?
Meeting like jailcell
Boss talking diarrhea
Bullet only cure
Talking about poop
Is how you socialize here
Dogs poo occasionally
Must you talk to loud
I can hear every last detail
Dog poo and no money
wish it was friday
all the lights would be turned off
it's a holiday
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why are you so dumb
kicking you would make me laugh
hurry, bend over
That damn glass ceiling
Is keepin' me from great things
A promotion's due.
But ain't no fool boss
Gonna keep me down for long,
'Cause I'm outta here!
I just got a call
From Bill Gates at Microsoft
I start tomorrow.
So IN your face, FOOL.
Gonna quit this dead end job
And NEVER come back!
Your momma sucks too
nagging all day like the boss
wish I could quit her
Oh Jen! Listen, anytime you want a cup of coffee or need somebody to go out and pick up lunch for you. Give me a call and I'll have "mail boy" get it for you. He'll even pay.
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