Monday, May 24, 2010

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Thanks...!!!


Just wanted to say thanks again
to everyone who helped me raise money for
the Providence Animal Rescue League

When I started fund-raising
I was hoping to get $200

Thanks to your generosity I was able to raise
over $830!!!

Your donation will help the
Providence... Animal Rescue League continue
their hard work saving animals.
Take a look at your donation dollars at work...
• $20 provides vaccinations for one animal
• $30 provides one medical exam
• $150 feeds PARL cats for one week
• $175 feeds PARL dogs for one week
• $200 provides one spay/neuter surgery

Your contributions meant a lot to me
and it really helped a great cause.

I cant thank you enough
I'm lucky to know you guys!!!


Thank You:
Lee C.
Beth C.
Deb & Dave A.
Jim L.
Kathy C.
Ann L.
Julie K.
Irene P.
Jo-Ann J.
Diana F.
Ann & Lu
Dan H.
Ken K.
Defusco's
Teri "the great"
Andy "epic donation" Pantaloons
Amy M.
Chris H.
Josh K.
Dave M.
Mel H.
Mr. Grant Miller, Esq.
Chris "Soul Brotha" H.
Rebecca B.
Bev B.
Tim & Mary O.
Deb M.
Omer L.
Bill H.
Cheryl H.
James C.
Jonathan "jonjon" P.
Pat & Jack L.
Lance A.
Danny Y.
Jeff P.
Dave G.
David D.
Stacey S.
Raycene & Mark C.

You guys ROCK!!!!!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sign the petition


The petition reads:

"I am appalled that Discovery Communications -- home of numerous eco-conscious offerings -- has picked up "Sarah Palin's Alaska." Sarah Palin's anti-nature crusade as governor makes her extremely unsuitable to host a show in your lineup. I urge you to cancel the show before it airs."

Sign it

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I love me some chatroulette

Things You Learn On Chat Roulette

chatroulette.com

1. No matter what country a person is in
if you wave a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
in front of the Web Cam you can make anyone smile
it's true...

2. You can infuriate someone in an instant
simply by making the "It's Tiny" gesture with your hands.

3. There's far too many freaks in this world.


the end

random find


real life Meg...

Thursday, April 01, 2010

flood

They closed parts of I-95
It took me a 1 HOUR to get to work

stupid rain...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

close up


Riley..
A.K.A "the peanut"

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

chuck



I was just sitting here
wondering,
what ever happened to
Chuck Woolery?

I miss that show LOVE CONNECTION
that was good stuff



Friday, March 19, 2010

wake boat


Do you dig our new ride?

They told me what BOAT really stands for..
"Bust Out Another Thousand"

Hope it aint true.
Just sayin'

Thursday, March 18, 2010

disappointment


Can we talk serious...

ok,
it's about something I hold dear to my heart

yeah.. it's about
the office



Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here??

Do I dare say it...
has it... *shudder** has it....
jumped the shark??

The past two episodes??
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

To be honest with you, I could give a flying fuck
whether or not Pam's baby is "latching on"
frankly it disgusts me...

It's called the OFFICE not PAM & JIM HAD A BABY

That hour long episode sickened me..
what the fuck happened??
Did someone secretly replace the writers of the office with
the writers from Full House and Growing Pains?????

Jesus Christ!!!

And then last week... Jim's all like "Boooo Hooooo Hooooo
I wish I was home with my Baby oh Boo Hoooo"

HEY JIM
BUCK UP AND BE A MAN!!!

Jim is getting LAME
Pam is Getting ANNOYING
And I'm getting PISSED OFF

I watch the office to see Creed growing mung beans in his desk drawer

I watch the office to see Phyllis fighting with Angela...

I watch the office to see Toby Flenderson in awkward situations...


I don't want to hear about diapers, sippy cups or breast feeding..
If I want to hear about this shit - I'll turn on the Lifetime channel

Dear writers
Get your shit together... For FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!

How did it come to this?

Tonights episode better be good OR so help meeeeeeeeeeee


Thanks

Jen@Casual Slack

Monday, March 15, 2010

Villalobos

"Esmeralda Villalobos"

no reason...
I just like the name


"So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands?
It's a topic I'm very interested in."
-Esmeralda Villalobos

Thursday, March 11, 2010

smart

Is there anything better than a SMART DOG?
NOPE!
yummy goodness

just sayin'


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Lucas died

Dear Corey,
I just know there will be ample
supplies of crystal meth waiting for you in heaven ...

P.S.
don't forget to bring your crack pipe


enjoy...


Jen@ Casual Slack


*full story

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

groundhog day


same shit
everyday
same thing
over and over and over

work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
uneventful weekend
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
uneventful weekend

same shit
everyday
same thing
over and over and over

I'm so sick of it

How did it come to this?

Friday, February 26, 2010

best pizza ever

envy my white pizza
Little Country Pizza, Exeter, RI

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

clip of the day

right here

my own Marine Park

After seeing the movie Jaws 3 in 1983
I immediately decided that I wanted to someday own
my own Marine Park..

I built a small scale model of my plans
using cardboard and magic markers..

as you can see - it never panned out for me
due to a lack of financial funding



Friday, February 19, 2010

Valentine


This is what Riley
thinks about Valentine's Day...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Velvet Jogging Suit

So...
I'm at the post office over the weekend
I'm in line..

Girl in front of me..
early 30's
velvet jogging suit.. maroon with black racing stripes
huge designer sunglasses covering most of her face...
hair pulled back in ponytail
orange jersey shore tan
fake nails with tiger stripe design

she reeked of money..

in her hands - A package
a Christmas present to be precise

All wrapped up - picture perfect - in red and green xmas wrap,
cute reindeer
and a big shiny red bow








"next"
the postal worker proclaims..

Velvet jogging suit prances up to the counter and places the large
beautifully wrapped package on the counter..

the look on postal workers face ***PRICELESS**

everyone in line got real quiet...
looking forward to this transaction
..


Postal Worker: just stares - disgusted look on her face..
Velvet Jogging Suit: stares back... empty... stupid
Postal Worker: Can I help you?
Velvet Jogging Suit: I need to ship this.
Postal Worker: umm, you need to package it.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Huh?
Postal Worker: You need to package it… in a box.
Velvet Jogging Suit: But I need to ship it.
Postal Worker: You need to package it…
you can't just ship a Christmas present..
There are priority boxes in the back of the store.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Wanders to the back of the store
Fusses with some boxes then yells across the room..
ummmm how am I suppose to seal it??

Postal Worker: **sigh**
there is tape over there too
but you have to BUY IT


Velvet Jogging Suit: Oh..
*with a look on her face like she is the victim*


Oh poor, poor Velvet Jogging Suit..
How dare that mean postal worker tell you what to do..




How is this possible??
How can someone be this stupid?
She probably never worked a day in her life
YET she's sportin' around town in a Mercedes and her jogging suit probably cost more
than I make in a month...

What did I do wrong in life?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

heroes

So...Saturday
I'm at Tim Horton's
Drinking coffee with my husband..

We look out the window and see a firetruck com tear assin'
up the street.. sirens blarin' horns honkin

I make a remark..
"Must be out of chili and headed to the supermarket"

we laugh

we drink our coffee

we leave

as I walk to the car
I look up the street and there I see the firetruck parked
at the Bakery
and two fireman - all dressed up with their fire coats
and fire helmets

come struttin' out with 4 boxes of pastry
they get back in the firetruck

Lights On - and Away they go...

my tax dollars hard at work

Hurray for the heroes!
yay!

unfuckingbelievable

Friday, February 05, 2010

nothing

You'll get nothing, and like it

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

loathe

I've said it before..
and I'll say it again

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND JOHN MAYER









Here are the actual lyrics to an awful song
I'm forced to listen to every day on the radio:

Just when I had you off my head
Your voice comes thrashing wildly through my quiet bed
You say you wanna try again
But I've tried everything but giving in
Why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When
all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye

All we ever do is say goodbye

I bought a ticket on a plane
And by the time it landed, you were gone again
I love you more than songs can say
But I can't keep running after yesterday
So why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When
all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye

All we ever do is say goodbye

All we ever do is say goodbye

We say goodbye
We say goodbye

We say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye

All we ever do is say goodbye

All we ever do is say goodbye



HE SAYS THE SAME SHIT
OVER AND OVER AND OVER


and people love it!!!

WHY????????? WHY????????????
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS??? WHAT???????

*sigh*

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

big boy is home

Travis is home where he belongs
he spent the last two nights at
ocean state veterinary specialists
the home of 24 hour care at outrageous prices

Saturday he wasn't feeling good..
lethargic, puking a lot and major diarrhea
**disgusting.. yes I know, but life is disgusting - what can I say**

Saturday night I called the vet they said
if he's not better by Sunday - bring him in

I stayed up all night with him
- he got worse

Sunday we took him in
They did blood work, gave him fluids, x-rays and ultrasound

Diagnosis:
They think he has severe gastroenteritis & urinary tract infection
they said to watch him for the next 3 days & feed him bland food
if he doesnt get better - back to the vet he goes

He still refuses to eat - but I think he's still getting over the
traumatic experience

thanks to everyone who called, emailed
and left positive vibes on my facebook

I love you all


Glad he's home
Oh yeah.. it cost me $1200
isn't that great!

Look at his GIANT PAW
they had the IV wrap too tight!
They said the swelling would go down in a day or two..


died

Trapper John Died

Click Here for Flashback
(Gonzo was the McDreamy of the 80's...just sayin')

clip of the day

Sunday, January 24, 2010

busy night for the trail cam!

Random kitty cat

Deer

Red Fox

Raccoons

Grey Fox


p.s.
I'll be posting 'em on my new trail cam blog
mytrailcam.blogspot.com
wooo hoooooooo!

Add me to you links immediately.


Friday, January 22, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

pain in the ass



movie review

this movie is a masterpiece
it's not your typical alien sci-fi action movie
and that's why I loved it.

The movie has it all, great acting an intriguing plot that holds
your attention the entire time, no big Hollywood egos
it's awesome. I Highly recommend it.

Add it to you netflix queue
do it now.


Monday, January 18, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

backyard



so maybe I watch too much of that show monster quest
so what..

But I had to have one of those
trail cameras
they're always using

so my mom bought me one for xmas
(shes used to my strange requests)


now maybe
I'll catch a glimpse of the elusive chupacapra or sasquatch

or maybe I'll just get pics of squirrels...







Thursday, January 14, 2010

old wonkas

What happened to the 'Willy Wonka' kids?
cnn.com knows... go here


Wednesday, January 13, 2010

my favorite quote

**Quote of the Day**
actually, I say this at least once a day at work

"I'm not your monkey"


*feel free to borrow it..
you're welcome

Monday, January 11, 2010

profound statement of the day

I didn't think "The Hangover" was funny
not even remotely funny...
I think I laughed once

there,
I said it.