Wednesday, December 20, 2006


So I'm standing in line this morning
at Dunkin Donuts a long line...
and this bitch faced skank
comes storming in

<---I made you a visual -
she looked like this.

She practically knocks me over and says excuse me!
then she plows past everyone
goes over to the cooler
grabs a bottle of orange juice and proceeds to the counter
then she yells "How much is the orange juice?!?"
"How much is the orange juice?!?"
"I'm just buying orange juice!!"
(as if this makes it okay she just cut the entire line)

she pays for the juice and storms out..


Am I missing something?
is there some unwritten law that I am unaware of?
It's okay to cut everyone in line if you are buying orange juice??

This is one of those moments when I wished I had caused a scene
But no... I didn't speak up
I just watched.. I was too tired.. I had no fight in me

Why are people such assholes?? Does anyone know?

I hope she choked on her OJ.

*This has been another fascinating post from Casual Slack


dirty said...

Fascinating...that stupid bitch.

People always cut in front of me in lines. They must be able to tell just by looking at me that I am spineless.

2 fools said...

I put up with absolutely nothing. I got sick of it years ago. I have TWO (not one, but TWO) stories about how I took no shit at work this week. Seems everyone's in a bad mood and wants to take it out on the nice ones... well, they will know better next time! :) Stay tuned.. I have to leave for lunch, but I'll tell you when I get back.

dirty said...

I can't wait...teach me how to be mean to their face that is.

Anonymous said...

was this skank Lindsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton?

I wish I liked attention cause I would rip these assholes a new one....

Anonymous said...

I have no problem with confronting people when they are being assholes.
No one wants to be the first, but if you spoke up, I'm sure everyone in line with you would have been like, yeah, get to the back of the line beeyotch!

Pepper said...

Seems like I hear this story from a lot of people around the holidays. What is it about this time of year that turns people into assholes when out in public??? This is an exchange I learned from the show Dead Like Me:
You: I have a question for everyone in this line an asshole?
Rude person: Excuse me?
You: Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
RP: No
You: So it's just you then?
RP: I have kids in the car.
You: I've got a cake in the oven...(pointing to others in line) He's got three minutes left on the meter, and she's got a lunch meeting...We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.

Doctor Mom™ said...

Apparently there are laws that I wasn't aware of and I'll add "Just buying Orange Juice" to the list.

1. If you have fur on, you deserve the best parking space in the lot, even if the blue Handicapped Parking sign is clearly displayed

2. If you are wearing greater than 2 karats worth of diamonds, you will receive the wait staff's prompt and personal attention while he/she ignores the remaining clientele

3. If you own more than 3 homes in multiple geographic locations and crossing climates, you can be more than 30 minutes late for a medical appointment and be escorted immediately to see the physician so you don't have to wait in the germ infested waiting room

4. If you've ever been on television for more than 15 minutes, you deserve to run red lights, drive while under the influence of anything, and get by with a finger wag.

5. If you drive a Lamborghini and flash an officer while you're getting out of the vehicle, you won't even get a finger wag... he'll take you out for dinner

6. If you're tall, blonde, and weight 80-90 pounds and are under the age of 25, you may have priority entree into the hottest nightclubs in the world

7. If you drive up to get groceries in a Lincoln, Cadillac, or Lexus, you're now excluded from having to tip the box boy

8. If you have "Vice President" on your business card and you work for a company which employs more than 1,000 people, you no longer have to condescend to speak to anyone who is lower ranked than a director-- you can have your admin send an email

9. If you have graduated from Medical School and gone onto God School... you're always right and no one can argue

10. If you look like you're in a hurry and just need to buy Orange Juice, you can cut in front of hundreds of people to do so

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

I would have simply said Bitch Please and took her money and threw it at her as she made her exit.

Anonymous said...

just me, but I would of cut the line instead of waiting for everyone to have their latte's made...but I would have asked politely.

Moderator said...

What's the deal with all the Dunkin Donuts along the East Coast north of NYC? They are everywhere. I mean, we have them and I enjoy them here in Illinois. But you can't go anywhere without seeing one. Weird.

I liked the visual.

Jen said...

Most people here are
obsessed with their coffee PLUS
Rhode Islanders do not like to drive more than 5 minutes to go anywhere
so there's one on every corner..

they renamed the
Providence Civic Center
The Dunkin Donuts Center
- aka "the Dunk"

that's how sick it is

Anonymous said...

There was some guy at the store like that the other day, just wanted to drop off 50 cents for his newspaper rather than wait in line... but the paper had to be scanned. I'm like, if it's that fucking big of a deal, there is a fucking machine outside of the store where you can insert your fucking coins and get a fucking paper, dude.

Lynda said...

Rude people always come out at Christmas time.

I like Dr. Mom's list.

Zed said...

Jen, that was such an uplifting and inspiring story. Thank you.

The woman is a witch, a skank, and a wench. And is probably mixing too many medications. Just let her get her stupid orange juice and be glad she's not a blood relative.