Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Hope I don't pick you
You wreck the secret santa
You smell - I hate you

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Tbone Stallone said...

I don't understand,
You mean we can't have strippers
at the Christmas lunch

Less than thrilled and so
Try Monster dot com

Secret Santa gave
me a box of Kleenex, thanks
No-teeth-Keith the clerk

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

I ate the cookies
So suck it up santa clause
Yeah the milk also

Lynda said...

You talk way to much
Why do I sit next to you?
Santa bring ear plugs

2 fools said...

HAHAHA "no teeth keith" LOVE the nickname.

Okay, here's mine:

Unfulfilling Job
Kind of Like Christmas at Jen's:
Lucky Charms and Toast

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

You talk like asian
You do not plural word right
speaka engrish prease

The Boob Lady said...

OMFG Ritardo. Amazing. That's actually my nickname. I love that someone share's it with me.

Also, here's my Tuesday Haiku:

I want to quit you
Retail sucks at Christmas time
Don't look at my boobs

(Refer to my blog for reasoning if need be...)

Anonymous said...

getting drunk at the
office Christmas party can
get you in trouble

If you're my office
secret santa, I would buy
you lots of breath mints

that's a nice sweater
looks like it was made from your
belly button lint

if you are reading
the classified during lunch
your job must suck, dude

If you don't wear pants
to work, no one is likely
to steal your chair then

Anonymous said...

No strippers at the Christmas lunch?!?! Don't tell me that THOSE jobs got moved overseas!!! This World Trade Organization thing is just way outta control!!

Zed said...

You're nice at Christmas
but stink the rest of the year.
Drop in a big hole.