Monday, February 26, 2007

it's monday

It's Monday - The most horrific day of the week

This morning I awoke to Hootie & The Blowfish
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces

I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!

It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour

I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks

how's your day going?


Teri said...

I think you should take the rest of the day as a sick day.

my year sucks, jen. how about you?

Some Guy said...

I'd tell you your week can only get better, but you might just smash ME into a million pieces.

Anonymous said...

Your week can only get better, Jen! I'm not afraid to say it...

Anonymous said...

And actually, Teri, my year's been PERFECTLY fine. Yes, I can't think of one thing that went wrong. For me, that is.

Tanya Espanya said...

The shoes cost only 1 million? Must be crap then.

Mel said...

Someone had a purse at the Oscars last that were just as expensive, it had perfect diamonds set into it. Now, the way I sling my purse around I can just see perfect diamonds scattered everywhere!

I agree mondays are awful!!! and my husband used MY towel this morning. This was after he rudely woke me up. I hate monday mornings. At least though there is no snow here.

The Boob Lady said...

I am so sorry about the Hootie and the Blowfish. There is nothing worse than waking up to those fuckers.

Lynda said...

I bet she bought those million dollar shoes at Payless Shoe Source. Most people spend at least $250,000 a foot.

Hootie and the Blowfish - Ugh, no wonder your day is bad.

My back hurts so bad, I can barely walk, but other than that, Monday is over, hooray.

Anonymous said...

Although, I wouldn't mind a group called "Hooters And The Blowfish".

Anonymous said...

When I put on my shoes this morning I saw that my rabbit had eaten them. Glad I didn't pay a million for them.