Wednesday, July 30, 2008

in the news

Cheesus Found
>>A High Ridge, Mo., woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.
She bought a bag of a local convenience store, and inside the bag
she felt something unusual. "I looked at that and I thought,
`Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.` It was just like wow," she says.
Family and friends agree with her. Her daughter says,
"I thought it was pretty cool."
But Kelly Ramey`s friend, Sue Edelman, sees something different.
"I looked again and I thought a horse head."
Kelly says her husband has a special name for it. "He calls him Cheesus."
The pastor of Kirkwood United Methodist Church
does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto,
but thinks some good could come from it. Pastor David Bennett says,
"If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she`s found in this object,
that would be a wonderful thing." Kelly doesn`t plan to sell the Cheeto
and will keep it in a safe deposit box.<<

She's gonna keep her cheeto in a safe deposit box...


Anonymous said...

it'll probably sell for a million dollars to that man who bought that piece of toast.

Why couldn't I have found Cheesus?? We need that money!

Jen said...

I was thinking
the same damn thing!!

Why can't I find
Jesus food!!!

M@ said...

Seriously, if my wife was such a retard I'd prolly stop her from getting media attention.

Anonymous said...

people are retarded!

Sincerely Iowa said...

Seriously, I had a Cheeto that looked like a dog turd once. Maybe I could claim it beared a resemblance to Lassie's crap? Would I make money off that?

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

does that mean ash wednesday is now cheese wednesday?

Brad said...

I've always felt cheetos tasted too good to be of this earth..

Bob said...

One time I had a whole bag of Cheetos that looked JUST.LIKE.CHEETOS.

I ate every single one if those little fuckers. They are quite tasty.

SkylersDad said...

She will keep it next to her Elvis porcelain figurines...

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

In the name of the father, son and holy cheesus.

jimmycity said...

ummm..I believe that cheeto looks more like an IUD than Jesus.

Just sayin...

Jennifer said...

lol jimmy that's what I thought too!!

I wonder if cheesus will have the same shelf life as a Twinkie?

Micgar said...

Oh Cheese!