You know I don't like fast food...
the only thing I would ever consider eating at McDonald's
is a McBreakfast...maybe a McBagel
But I did want to mention my new discovery of
McIced Coffee
It's Really McGood
Frankly - I was McShocked.
I always envision McDonald's Employees to be so
into their jobs
that they "Mc" Everything while at work
"Hello Mr. Johnson it's a McBeautiful day today, sir"
"I need a McRaise"
"Can I get some McOvertime"
"You need to refill the McKetchup"
"I McQuit!!!"
the only thing I would ever consider eating at McDonald's
is a McBreakfast...maybe a McBagel
But I did want to mention my new discovery of
McIced Coffee
It's Really McGood
Frankly - I was McShocked.I always envision McDonald's Employees to be so
into their jobs
that they "Mc" Everything while at work
"Hello Mr. Johnson it's a McBeautiful day today, sir"
"I need a McRaise"
"Can I get some McOvertime"
"You need to refill the McKetchup"
"I McQuit!!!"
13 comments:
you're a hoot!
was the McCoffee, good?
I McLove their Iced McCoffee!
You are McCrazy!
yeah the coffee is great but wheres the caffeine? And if you care look at the nutritional info on their web site. They must inject lard into their ice coffee. I guess that's why it tastes so good.
ohhhhhh man
it is a lot of calories & fat
for a McCoffee
those McFucks!!
I second the McGreatness of the McIced McCoffee. The following has happened about four times already, and will likely repeat again. Driving my eldest daughter to work she frequently McDiverts for McProvisioning. She expects a lecture about the wasteful wanton spending of her hard earned minimum wage on McFast McFood. The lecture lasts between the order station and the pay window at the McDrivethrough. Then I get a whiff ... and comment how great it smells in markedly humbler tones. She offers a McSip with nary a trace of McGloating.
If I were a gentleman I'd pay, right?
BWhahahahahhaa
a gentleman
would certainly pay!
I mean McPay
I McLoved this McPost!
Dear McReaders:
I, too, enjoy a McCoffee now and again... I can't stand going to Dunkin' Donuts anymore... I swear they're all just organ grinder monkeys in disguise... coffee's wrong, wrong change, you name it... perhaps the diehard coffee drinkers are going to make the McSwitch? HUH? I love you, Jenny.
What do they say after the boss says "A raise?! No way!" -"Hey McFuck you man!"
The employees here aren't drinking that. I told one of them that the ketchup was empty and she gave me a nasty look and never filled it.
I'm glad you liked it!
mcawful...
stay away.
always.
it's mcevil.
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