Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
brought to you by MISS ALEX

hate for employees
ratted on me to the boss...?
stab your F*&#i@% face

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

new family member

We went to the animal shelter on Sunday
and we came home with this...

we named her "Riley"
mischievous is an understatement.

Apparently some woman in town
had her house foreclosed on and she decided
to abandon all of her animals
a few dogs and a couple litters of kittens
she left them all outside...
her neighbors were feeding them

there's a word for this type of person
"fucking-scumbag"

I hope Karma catches up to her
and kicks her ass


Anyway..
I think Riley likes it here
She's already acting like she owns the place!

died

Paul Newman

1925-2008


let's all raise a cookie
in his honor

the great pantaloon
sent me this slacktastic ad
all hail Andy!!

presto magix

who remembers
Presto Magix?

I loved these things!
My mom would always let me get one when
we went to the supermarket

They came in a little pack
which included a sheet with an illustrated background
to rub your decal on.

The decals were like the material of temporary tattoos,
and when you rubbed with a pencil over the back of the sheet,
they would adhere to the surface of the page
You make characters appear wherever the hell you wanted them to
on the provided canvas.

I would also use them on my note books,
bedroom door decorations.. wherever!

I still had them all over my door - right up until I moved out
My mom took the door down and re-finished it
and turned my room into a guest room
do you believe that shit??
Those were classic!!! - She obviously doesn't know what good is...

it's back - tonight!

It's BACK!!
The Office
WEIGHT LOSS | 09.25.2008
For the first time, we see what happens
over eight weeks of the summer, as a
Dunder Mifflin weight loss initiative causes
the branch to diet and become obsessed
with their weight. Michael pursues a
friendship with his new HR rep, Holly.
Jim misses Pam who attends art school in NY.
Dwight, Andy and Angela attend to unfinished
business.

random find

this tattoo - kicks ass!

random find

Random Find

Check out this apartment...
YIKES!
go here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing,
and it was everything that I thought it could be."
- Peter Gibbons


And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


I don't like my job
I'm just gonna stop going
Watch 'Kung Fu" tonight

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

walk

I went for a walk today...
CVS Downtown 5k
9/21/08

They gave everyone a shirt - and a bag of stuff..
What was in the bag?
this...

if anyone wants the
"Anti-Diarrheal Caplets"
I'll send them to you.
Don't hesitate to ask...

waiting to go

going!

It was fun!

the end

a conversation

Okay

So we're at this Mexican Restaurant
in Gloucester, MA
And no.. I didn't go to a seafood place
while I was in Gloucester
I don't like seafood! So Get Off My Back!

Anyway..

We're at the Mexican joint
which had great Salsa by the way...
Here is a conversation that took place
with the waiter

WAITER: "So how was everything?"
ME: "Great"
WAITER: "Are you guys regulars here?"
MY HUSBAND: "No, first time"
WAITER: "Oh, great, where ya from?"
ME: "Rhode Island"
WAITER: "Oh, Rhode Island, are you from Providence?"
ME: "No, about 30 minutes outside Providence"
WAITER: "Oh, are you guys from QUAHOG!?"

*we both look at each other - pause *
*followed by Laughter*

ME: "Yeah, and we drink Pawtucket Patriot Beer Too!!"
*we both laugh.. the waiter smiles*


WAITER: "So you guys do live in QUAHOG?"

*I look at my husband.. he looks at me*
***LONG AWKWARD SILENCE***
*The waiter looks at both of us - confused*

WAITER: "There is such place as QUAHOG, right?"

MY HUSBAND: "No.. it's not a real place"

***MORE..LONG AWKWARD SILENCE***

WAITER: "Oh.."
"Well, have a good night"

*he scampers off*


the end

just some pics

We went to Salem, MA
founded in 1626
Famous for The Salem Witch Trials of 1692..

"a culturally diverse population, a rich maritime heritage, an impressive
display of historic architecture and amazing stories that span almost four centuries."

I see dead people

Since we've already been to Salem A bunch of times..
we decided to check out "Gloucester"
(about 30 minutes away)

- Correct New England pronunciation -
"GLOSTA"

Gloucester is where fish sticks come from
I have proof
see..

It's like that movie...

"The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern.
You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island.
Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn
and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island.
Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks.
The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now.
The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what?
You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better in the world?"
- Clooney - The Perfect Storm


"They that go down to the sea in ships"

I'm not gonna lie - It's a really nice town
BUT the entire town smells like a bad fish stick
just sayin'

LOOK! a flintstones table!

I would have taken more pics
but my battery died
I hate when that happens..

random find

sucked

this movie was so fucking awful
just looking at this poster - angers me

flash back

Flash Back
4th grade circa 1983
Our music teacher "Mr. Thomson"
(A big fan of brown corduroy pants & sweater vests)
- he would let the kids bring in a record or cassette
and pick a song they wanted the class to hear
And he would play it at the end of class.. he was cool.

I remember borrowing from my brother
"Blondie - The Tide is High"- 45 record











Mr. Thomson asked "Who brought in a song today?"
I raised my hand proudly

"okay bring it up.."

I strolled over to the record player and handed him my 45
he read it out loud to the class

**APPLAUSE**

the music played on - every student
giving my music choice their undivided attention
the entire classroom filled with joy
they all dug it...

"The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

It's not the things you do that tease and wound me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, noooooooooo

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one, number one"

I shined that day

the song ended
followed by more **APPLAUSE**
and I still remember a girl named "Christa"
standing up and yelling at the top of her lungs
WOW! that was GOOOOOD! Thanks Jen!"

yeah...
I rocked that day

I was surprised they didn't carry me around
on their shoulders, chanting my name...

a kid named "TJ" was up next
with Lionel Richie - "YOU ARE"
it didn't stand a god damn chance
it was a tough act to follow...

I don't remember too much more about fourth grade
but.. who cares - it all sucked anyway


the end

random thought

loy·al·ty
1. the state or quality of being loyal; faithfulness to commitments or obligations.
2. faithful adherence to a sovereign, government, leader, cause, etc.
3. an example or instance of faithfulness, adherence, or the like: a man with fierce loyalties.

FACT:
some friends got it
some friends don't

and the ones that don't
well.. they suck


just sayin'

classic clip of the day

Classic
Clip of the Day
clicky here

clip of the day

clip of the day
clicky here

9-11

Where the hell is that Card

Me and Amy from Mish Mash
had an Idea







the "Where the hell is that Card?" Tag
Amy had posted this
and from there the TAG was born

and so it begins...

she mailed me this






























And now I shall mail it to someone else...!
Get it?


Official rules & regulations:
• When You Get "The Card"post a photograph/scan of it's arrival & contents
AND post these official rules available here
• Ask readers to leave a comment if they want the card next
• Pick the blogger who is worthy
• THEN add your name / url plus a
nice message or creative addition to the card
• Include a copy of the official rules with the card
• Send it on it's way to the next worthy recipient
• Send it out fast..
- no putting it on the mantle an admiring it for 3 weeks...
• Can a blogger who has already received the card - be sent the card again? - Yes!
• What if there is no room left on the card? -
ADD A NEW PAGE - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


the end

SO...
WHO WANTS THIS SPECIAL, MAGICAL,
LITTLE CARD NEXT?

leave me a comment - I'll pick at random

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
brought to you by fonziesox


Cubicle madness
Comfy spot on our rooftop
To snipe employees

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

package arrival

I got a package today

from the great Miss Alex
from fonziesox

it's what you call a "fee-worthy -package"
equivalent of the humor
of the blog Fee Feasible

Inside this package - was a variety of goodness
that will probably make you jealous
(click on pics for larger view)

no you can't have these tiny-stretchy-fake denim-pants -
Travis wants them

not since the likes of fee feasible have I seen
a group of handsome folks such as these
peoplecards.net

I'm thinking of having a slack contest
and giving this Aaron Carter 2002 Tour Pass
away as the grand prize - because it's THAT AWESOME
and it needs to be shared

you're all probably jealous of my denim wallet...
as you should be

Because you never know...

I'm actually snacking on the good & plenty as I type this
and let me just tell you.. they are good - and I do have plenty

These are wicked nice

I will be a trend setter.
Breathable sport fabric... AND long lasting!!
Sweeeeeeeet!

CD's chock- full of awful, horrendous music
from Wilson Philips, Celine Dion, Roxette and MORE
The worst of the worst all in one compilation!!!

envy my funny bones
marvel at my devil dogs


That's right... it's
"their version"

I have enough junk food to last quite some time..
and no.. you can't have any of my apple pie
get your own fucking pie

BWHahahahahah

if any of you watch that show
"Intervention"
You can laugh with me!!



Okay - this is quite possibly the greatest package ever sent
Thank You Miss Alex!
You Rock!


I like presents
if anyone else wants to send me presents
far be it from me to disagree...
send away
I'll be waiting by my mail box


**godspeed**