Monday, September 08, 2008

paste









This morning...
the girl at dunkin donuts told me
I had toothpaste on my face

*that's great*

My day can only improve.. right?

7 comments:

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

wells it better than having shit on your face. At least we know you brush your teeth in the morning. Does America really run on Duncan? We only have one and its too far to visit.

Jen said...

Rhode Island
runs on Duncan

there is literally
one on every corner here

it's sick..

Bob said...

There's much worse things to have on your face. I won't name any of them.

Dr Zibbs said...

One time I went 3 hours with chicken wing on my cheek.

The Wife O Riley said...

It is times like that when I get unsolicited advice from a stranger when I think back to the legendary Bruce Dern's line from the movie "The Burbs"...

"SHUT UP AND PAINT YOUR GOD DAMN HOUSE!"

It always boosts my spirits and usually shuts them up.

Scarlet said...

She could've said "Gee, you got white stuff dribbled on your face. Is it your husbands birthday?"

But then again, I'm from the porn generation.

Micgar said...

I had deoderant all over my shirt sleeve...i caught it before I left for work though!