Wednesday, August 16, 2006

On this Day In History

29 Years ago on this day
Elvis Presley dies on the toilet...
That's a shitty way to die
(no pun intended)

If Elvis was still alive...
He'd be a fan of the Slack. You know it's true.

8 comments:

Nobody said...

I thought I died on the toilet once. When I woke up I realized it was probably just e-coli from Bonanza.

Zed said...

Maybe Elvis IS still alive and he's Dick Small. You never know.

Jen said...

what's Bonanza?
remind me not to go there,,,

Dick Small could be Elvis...
We'll never know.

Lynda said...

It is a funny pun, none the less.

Check out my sidebar! It has The Slack listed now. You don't have to cry yourself to sleep anymore!

Jen said...

YAY
it's about damn time Lynda

=)

Nobody said...

Bonanza is one of them steak joints with an all you can eat food bar. It mostly sucks. Also goes by the name Ponderosa.

Jen said...

ahhh PonderGRossa
I've heard of that one!

hahahahaha!

Nobody said...

Ponderosa and Bonanza are exactly the same, same company, they just go by different names in different parts of the country. Both are eqaully gross.