5 random things
I am positively certain I will NEVER Do
I WILL NEVER:
1. Line Dance - BWAAAHAhahahHAHAHAhah hahah haa
2. Play Paint Ball - I just don't get why people enjoy this
3. Be a Bridesmaid - Never, ever again - So don't ask me
I won't do it - fuck that
4. Go to a Broadway Musical - No chance in hell -
you'd have to duct tape me to the chair
5. Buy Yoplait Strawberry Yogurt Again - Yeah, I'm all set with
the crushed up beetles, thanks anyway - nice of you to list them
on the label - jerks
I am positively certain I will NEVER Do
I WILL NEVER:
1. Line Dance - BWAAAHAhahahHAHAHAhah hahah haa
2. Play Paint Ball - I just don't get why people enjoy this
3. Be a Bridesmaid - Never, ever again - So don't ask me
I won't do it - fuck that
4. Go to a Broadway Musical - No chance in hell -
you'd have to duct tape me to the chair
5. Buy Yoplait Strawberry Yogurt Again - Yeah, I'm all set with
the crushed up beetles, thanks anyway - nice of you to list them
on the label - jerks
2 comments:
Man ... I have done 4 out of those 5. Well, #5 was for Lady Scientist. Actually, so was #1. And maybe #3.
Look at that ... almost all of them are because of a chick. Your gender is a cancer.
Sing it, sister! You might want to issue an official Bridesmaid Retirement notice, as I did. My only exception is if I am allowed to wear anything I want.
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