the horror

SYDNEY, Australia
Loud Barry Manilow music to
drive away late-night revelers from
a suburban Sydney park is getting
on the nerves of nearby residents.
HAHAhahAHAHHAHAHA!



full story

David Hasselhoff
is 54 today!

In honor of his birthday
here's a nice music video
click me

*Warning- May Cause
Nausea and Vomiting

I'm not a shoplifter

we went to
Dick's Sporting Goods
Yesterday

Dick's has these "reward cards"
You get points when you buy stuff, then they send you
gift certificates after you spend about 9 trillion dollars

Anyway,
I couldn't remember if I had gotten a new card after I moved
So I asked the cashier if she could tell what address
was on my card
Her reply: "oh, I dunno"

Okay, I'll just open a new card under my husbands name
Then I asked: What if I did change my address already and
I forgot, and my husband opens a new account with the
same address.. will that cancel my old account?
Her reply: "oh, I dunno"

Okay, thank you, you've been very helpful.

So I just fill out my new card, I pay for my stuff...
We head out the door and the alarm goes off. Now I'm aggravated
The 16 year old store manager with bad hair comes running over.

I have the "I'm an annoyed customer look on my face"
He starts to go through the bag my husband holding

I glance down at my bag - and happen to see a shirt that I had
draped over my arm that I totally forgot to put on the counter and pay for.

oops.

I held it up in the air and said.. oh maybe it's this shirt that I didn't pay for
He looked at me... I looked at him...

he gave me the "yeah, right lady" look.

My reply: I forgot it was there, I was so involved with the
"dicks card sign up procedure"

He said no problem.

They totally thought
I was a shoplifter.
I could feel it.
It's painful when a sixteen year old manager
gives you accusing stares.

Not a good story.. but a story none the less.
Like I said, I had an uneventful weekend.

Travis Slackin' in the Bean Bag

I had an uneventful weekend, and so did he.

And now
for your viewing pleasure
here is William Shatner
Performing
"It Was a Very Good Year"


click this

strange

this one is called
SHOES
click here
courtesy of my
friend Elicia.






*If you're in the office you
may want to lower the volume
They yell the word Fuck a lot...!

This morning I noticed that the Today Show

concert series was featuring "KC & the Sunshine Band"

I immediately thought to myself...
"If KC & the Sunshine Band was in my backyard
having a concert I wouldn't even turn my head
to look out the window..."

Yet there were probably tons of people in New York City
that had been there since the night before
in order to get a "good spot" to hear the one hit wonders
play their shitty song
GET DOWN TONIGHT, THAT’S THE WAY (I LIKE IT)

I have 2 questions
1.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
2.DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS??

msnbc

I got this topic from Dutch Bitch

She had posted a porn star - name generator

But I remember the old way of figuring out
what your porn star name would be
You take the name of your first pet
& the name of the first street you lived on...

Mine would be
BRANDY LEWIS
& My husband is Satch Bowen
hahaHaha!

What's Your Porn Star Name?
It's probably not as cool as mine

Star Wars
in concert
here

Dr. Jones is
Getting Old...
Harrison Ford
is 64 today!

• Star Wars
• Blade Runner
• Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Patriot Games

And the list goes on...

flashback:

I use to have this poster in my room! hahaha

link

Just Like Dad Bubble Gum Cigarettes

givemetoys.com

LA 15 Mary 3 & 4

Westward 405 - ETA 7

Click It
hahaha priceless!

I wish I had this on my last CHiPs post
better late than never!

flashback

Super Mario Brothers 3
Fact: This was one of the greatest
video games ever created

I use to play this game until my eyes were bloodshot
and I had no feeling in my fingers.

I could go all the way to the end & save
the princess on my first try.

If I played it now
I probably wouldn't last 30 seconds
that makes me sad.

Remember the Greatness - Click Here

Super Mario Bros. 3 Commercial - Vintage

I had a nectarine
today.

It was really good.

I thought you
should know.



Don't you hate it when you buy fruit because it looks
really good - and then you eat it and it tastes really bad.

I hate when that happens.

Every morning
while I'm getting ready for work

I watch a few minutes of the today show
and every morning I say to myself
"I can't fucking stand Al Roker"

He's not funny... why are people laughing?
Why is this man famous?
I don't get it.
Can someone explain this to me?

He annoys the shit out of me....
Am I the only one?

ROKER POLL
because the slack needs to know

ROKER POLL
	He SUCKS
	I Like him - He is a wonderful, kind, decent human being
	I Love him - He makes my morning great
	I Hate Al Rokers Guts
	Roker Who?
Free polls from Pollhost.com

I Haven't posted any
Nornna in a while...
1. Nornna is going to act
more "mature" now.

2. Nornna went shopping

3. Nornna Lunch & Nonsense
that's nice tv set you have nornna!

What kind of 'Smart' are you?
take the quiz

the Slack is Apparently "Street Smart"

You're street smart.
This type of intelligence is very closely tied to being 'socially smart'
- your intelligence comes from a high amount of applied education
- you've learned, and continue to learn, from your environment.
You know the ins and outs of real-life situations,
and could probably talk your way out of a fight better than
any of those theoreticians could.


40% applied intelligence
60% learned intelligence

I must have one

I want one of these for a pet

and I want one now!
go watch this!

just a thought

I went to the Dentist Yesterday
He said I do an excellent job brushing...
I do a fine job indeed.

I was rewarded with an oral b tooth brush.

But I think the reward should be something better
like a box of hostess cupcakes
wouldn't that kick ass?!

I think after you pay to have you gums scraped with a
metal hook for 20 minutes - you deserve a better reward

If I ruled the world - things would be different!

link

tons of retro commercials
at this site

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

VACATION OVER...
What's more depressing than that?
When can I retire?

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.




- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

Blue Milk

this one is for the star wars fans...

click me

Reno 911 : In Prison Clip
go here

How can you not love this show?

reno 911

Look It's

Toy Stun Guns for Kids!!
GO HERE

It's On My New Renters Blog
THE GROCERY LIST FROM HELL

Go Check It Out
Go On... Click It... CLICK IT!

My friend Jon

Just sent me this email
And So I Shall. Here it is.
GO HERE
ring~ ring~ ring ~ ring ~ ring ~ ring

it's funny

Sprint Celebrity Ringtones
go here

I can sum it up in one word for you
the same word I have seen on many blogs
DISAPPOINTING

okay here is the slack review
The Action scenes were incredible, everything looked great.

Superman (Brandon Routh) - Overall I liked him
and I thought he did a good job. He did look too young.

Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth)- I think it was totally miscast
she sucked so did Cyclops (James Marsden) as her boyfriend

Jimmy Olsen - Weak

Lex Luther - Spacey was great!

Oh and don't get me started on the "super boy" thing
The entire movie I just wanted to hold him down and
cut off that rats nest on his head
thankfully he didnt have that much dialog
or else I might have had to leave the theatre
It almost ruined the movie for me
At one point Superman wakes up from a coma
because jr. kisses his forehead - are you kidding me?!!!
It made me nauseous...
I should have brought one of those airsick bags
you get on a plane.

I realize the superboy thing could have been much worse
and way more annoying and I am thankful it wasn't
But still... it was lame none the less.

Also, Everyone has been complaining that it was too long
I didn't mind that it was long, it went by fast to me.

I didn't hate it - But I think it could have been much better.

This has been a slack movie review.

THIS CALLS FOR A SUPERMAN RETURNS
MOVIE POLL

Superman Returns
	It Was DISAPPOINTING
	It Was GREAT, LOVED IT!!!
	It Was OKAY
	I Don't Want to See It
	I Didn't See It Yet - But I Will
	Superman Can Go to Hell as Far as I'm Concerned.
Free polls from Pollhost.com

The Ultimate Tribute
to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
here

HAhahaha

I snagged this video

watch it now

from
Two Can Anne

It's funny.

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat and I Dance Dance Dance

nonsense

Make Your Own
"Jackson Pollock"
Work of Art

Go Here

Just move your mouse around
and click from time to time.

Click for a Larger View...

There were free buses that would take
you from your hotel into town... very convenient
Anyway,
While sitting in the front seat I happened to look down
and noticed in between the tool box and bus drivers lunch bag was
"the Body Fluid Cleanup Kit"

How much body fluid can you pick up with this little can?
What's in there? - A Wet Nap?

Do bus drivers need to use this kit often?

I didn't see a first aid kit anywhere...
Apparently In Maine
They just go straight to the body fluid cleanup

more...

We Went on a Whale Watch

We got there an hour early to get good seats

We drive out for about an hour
the guide says there are finbacks up ahead!
We stand up to take a look
At that moment...
the entire back of the boat RUNS up to the front
and proceeded to stand in front of me
Here they are...


I just paid $100 to look at the backs of heads?
I hate you all.

BUT it's OKAY
We ended up seeing tons of Whales!
They all came to the left of the boat
Where I was standing!! Hehehe!

(This doesn't change the fact that I hate
those no good sons of bitches that pushed their way to the front)




THEN!
This crazy old guy comes over to our seats.
We are standing right near them.
He looks at me - I look at him
He Looks at our seats
Then with a stiff arm proceeds to brush all of my stuff
off to the side practically knocking my things to the ground.
and then he sits on my camera case
IS HE INSANE?? WHO DOES THAT?

My husband looks at me - I look at the guy
the guy looks at both of us
sits there about 1 minute then wanders back to the back of the boat

Yeah.. I took his pic
What an asshole.


You tell me... Does this look like the seats are taken?
Yeah, I thought so

Okay other than that
the whale watch was great
we saw harbor seals, whales & porpoises
I highley recommend it!

Just watch out for the crazy people.

BACK!

the slack.. is back - did you miss me?

We went to Maine for a few days - Bar Harbor
Oh Wait,
That's BAA HA BA if you're from New England.
Just a 6 hour drive to the North

We have decided to buy a Summer Home
in Bar Harbor
(when we win powerball that is)

here are some pics - click to make bigger

I have more posts about my trip

but not right now...
I'm too depressed that my vacation is over
so I'm going to go find a corner to sit in and cry for a while.

Be back later

The Slack will be Back on Saturday
Maybe Friday... You Never Know

Stop Crying.
It's Going to be Okay.
I Promise.

PART 2 SPOOF of
Britney Spears Dateline
Today Show Interview

Right Here

HAPPY 4th of JULY

It's Monday
Did I Mention I'm on Vacation?
Can't Remember if I Did...

new post

Dick Small
wanted a new post.

So here's a
new post


Friday night I was in bed and I thought I smelled smoke
so I try to wake up my husband who is usually is in a sleep coma
I punched a few times to wake him up and here is the conversation
that followed:

Me: Do you smell smoke?
Tim: Huh?
Me: SMOKE.. DO YOU SMELL SMOKE??
Tim: Smoke?
Me: Do.. you.. smell.. smoke?
Tim: What kind of smoke?
Me: What kind of smoke? Oh You Know, Candy Scented Smoke...
SMOKE!!! for christ's sake! you know SMOKE as in
"is our house burning down smoke"
Tim: The people next door are having a party
Me: No they aren't AND They don't have an outdoor fireplace
Tim: It's the outside smoke
Me: What are you talking about???
Tim: It's the window smoke, I don't smell it
Me: What ??
Tim: It's the outside smoke, the trees outside
Me: okay thanks.. you've been very helpful
Tim: Out cold & snoring

The house could be buring down around us and he'd still be out cold.
As usual..He doesn't remember our conversation.

Why do I bother?

Dick,
I didn't say it would be a great post.. but it's a post none the less

Questions for
Superman

are here

Here is a Different
Version of that
Britney Spears Interview

You MUST watch it Now

Today Show Outakes Here!!