Tuesday, October 17, 2006


I received another
quality email from

my friend Angela
& you know I like to share
so here it is...


OMG. I can't stand people. I was at Target the other day getting stuff
(paper towels, toilet paper, laundry detergent)... & this lady is coming down
the isle I'm in...she's got room to go around me, but if she does, there will be a
ladder in her way. So the bitch looks at me and smiles...and says, "Yeah, I won't
be able to get by with that ladder in the way" So, I'm like looking at her and
she is looking at me...and there's this like awkward silence, and I'm thinking,
"This bitch doesn't seriously want me to MOVE the fucking ladder for her does she?"
But see, I'm not in her way, she's got like atleast 50 feet of isle before the ladder,
and I'm just trying to fucking pick out a box of cereal... the ladder isn't in MY way,
so it's not MY problem, ya know? anyway, she gets ALL disgusted and just like
plows past me, gets to the ladder and while holding the handle of the carriage in
one hand she's trying to push the ladder out of the way (which is on wheels mind you)...
and i"m thinking to myself: She is ACTUALLY mad at me because I didn't move
the ladder for her, this bitch is crazy as a shit-house rat.


Teri said...

wow, I love people the same way Angela does. Amazing!

2 fools said...

Yeah, we were supposed to go grocery shopping after this... I decided not to go. I think I'm developing Anthropophobia; but it's not that I fear them...it's that I'm beginning to fear what I will DO to them.

Can I get a witness?

Teri said...

AMEN, sister! preach it.

Bob said...

I hate people. I want to kill many of them. The latest thing to piss me off are the MP3 cellphones. Now I gotta listen to some white guy's rap music coming out of his phone while I shop. Nice.

Anonymous said...


Lana said...

Wow I would of said if it is in the way just move it but don't expect me to do it for you.

2 fools said...

HOLY SHIT, Nobody said something negative!


People suck.