Wednesday, September 20, 2006



Well kids, I’m sick again
My husband was sick Monday & Tuesday
and he graciously gave me his cold

I have a sore throat, a pounding
headache & I'm achy

I hope it’s not bird flu...
I haven’t been around any chickens

I have also avoided bagged spinach
so I’m guessing it’s just your average cold

I am extremely unhappy
so please...
let the sympathy comments begin


Teri said...

awwww, poor baby!

maybe we can hurl together!

2 fools said...

My dearest Jennifeffer:
Here is a haiku for your illness

Your laughter...clouded
Your illness brings a dull day
Raining in our hearts

SOooooo sorry you aren't feeling well, little Jen. I'm sending you a nice hot cup of cyber soup to warm your soul...

poor little Jenny. Poor Poor Poor little Jenny. :(

Anonymous said...


Get better friend!

Anonymous said...

Don't get me sick!
*putting on surgical mask*

Jen said...

Don't worry
I "purelled" my
hands before
I started typing

And I've been
coughing in my arm
not on the monitor

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jen, you're like the only one among us who are sick, the rest of us being just fine. Yup, must suck to be you!!

Sans Pantaloons said...

Poor Jen, wrap up warm & get some rest. You will get better.

Anonymous said...

I hope you dont have a dose of the ole Robert Reed! That would be pretty sad

Some Guy said...

It might be Lupus. I'd see a doctor.

Anonymous said...

Or it could be legionaires disease. Or herpes.

Jen said...


Anonymous said...

...or a yeast infection.

Jen said...


Anonymous said...

Goodbye to Jen Haiku in Four Parts

Goodbye my friend, Jen
Parting is such sweet sorrow
Must you go so soon?

When you’ve departed
We will say this about you:
She had good traffic.

We will miss you, Jen
As will lovely Rhode Island
Bye future gov'nor!

Oh, look. She’s gone. Sniff.
Bye Jen. It was quite a blast.
See you someday hence?

Correction Haiku to Jen

What? You are not gone??
Sorry! Good news, you're still here!
Yea, the Slack still rocks!

Get well soon! Sorry for the life-death mixup. I hope you are better already! :)

Morganna said...

It must be going around because I have it too :( I think it's the new funk virus. Sniff~


Doctor Mom™ said...

There's a nasty case of Beta Blogger Influenza spreading from blog to blog.

Of course, if you're human, it's probably the spinach salad you ate last week.

I can't write a Haiku like Fancy Zed, but I still have drugs!

Anonymous said...

Yes, but you won't share them.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

i see u