see this thing...
it's a hornworm

I'm pretty sure that
the scientific name is
"nasty fucking creature"

And they are eating my
tomato plants

I hate them

Did I mention
they're huge? HUGE!

At least 3 times per week

I wake up out of a sound sleep thinking that something is
crawling on me.

I keep one of those tap lights on my night stand so I can turn
the light on instantly

I’ll be half asleep and I pull all the covers off the bed
in search of what I “think” is crawling on me
Sometimes I get out of bed turn the over head light on,
pull all the pillows off, shine a flashlight on the floor...

My husband is so use to it.
He just says - there’s nothing there, go to sleep!
then he rolls over while I search the bed
for spiders with my heart pounding out of my chest.
Eventually I snap out of it and realize it was a dream.

In actuality it’s just the ceiling fan
blowing a piece of my hair across my face...
unfortunately in sleep mode my brain turns it into panic

So last night around 11:00 I wake up .. Knowing For sure that
THIS TIME a spider is on me for REAL
I turn the light on, Fling off all the blankets

THEN proceed to violently hit the bed with my fist
trying to kill what ever I thought was on me
right in between my pillow and my husbands pillow

My husband sat up stunned (usually I don’t punch the bed violently)
Asking WHAT? WHAT ? WHAT ? What’s wrong...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
There’s nothing there! Go to sleep. Then he pulled the covers back

I told him that THIS TIME it's REAL!
I swear something was on me. I know something was on me!

He ignored me and went back to sleep
(I know, I couldn't believe it either)

I did this 2 more times during the night the third time I realized
okay maybe nothing is there..

I feel bad that I torture my husband like this.
It must be extremely unpleasant to be woken up in this fashion...

I'm mental - what can I say?


But I do recommend the tap light
it's very handy

sunday

We went to a car show today

Wait...Let me re-phrase that
Friends of ours demanded we attend
a car show with them.

It was at least 180 degrees out...
I nearly died from heat stroke

There's nothing better than walking around
in the blistering sun with sweat dripping down
your face looking at cars that you will never own or
cars you would like to own but can't afford.
Nothing spells fun like a summer car show

Here are some pics
Don't bother asking me questions like
What year is that car?

How the hell would I know.

most of the people there
looked like this guy...

And that's my weekend... it was hot

NBC's "The Office"
is adding some new drones!

full story

Also... Some
Exclusive 'Webisodes'
on the site
go here!
Who stole $3,000?

SEA-MONKEYS on the BIG SCREEN

Animated film and possible franchise from the infamous
children's toy line "The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys,"
according to comingsoon.net

All I know is...
It will not be as good as the South Park Episode
"The Simpsons Already Did It"
watch a clip

I never had sea-monkeys.
but I remember staring at ads like this
in comic books when I was a kid
Wondering... what the Hell is this???

work sucks

This morning I was so comfortable
You know when you're in that 1/2 awake, 1/2 asleep zone
and your lying in bed all cozy...

The A/C was on
the overhead fan was creating this nice
breeze across my face
my pillow was at peak softness

Then my alarm clock went off

I woke up to Nick Lachey...
If I had a sledge hammer next to me this morning
that clock would have
been in a million fucking pieces

I could have slept for days.

God I hate going to work, it wrecks everything.

I have suffered

That's It...

I can't take it anymore
I have suffered long enough
tonight is the night

I'm getting DVR

- Pause and rewind live TV! -
How have I lived with out this?

another
jackass movie...
I think one was enough
but here's the trailer
trailer here

49 questions thing

A friend emailed me this "49 question meme thing"
& since I have nothing better to post - here it is
Maybe I'll even tag some folks.........................

1. LAST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN A THEATRE? Superman Returns
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 9 yrs and counting
3. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL PHONE? HAHAHa
many times
4. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Strawberries
5. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face
6. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Rhode Island **yawn**
7. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER? Cingular
8. FAVORITE MALL STORE: EMS
9. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? yeah
10. FAVORITE FOOD? Bagels
11. IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHICH FRIEND WOULD YOU CALL FIRST? Tim!
12. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I loathe fast food
13. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD? Anything George W says
14. WHAT ITEM COULD YOU NOT LIVE WITHOUT? My computer
15. DO YOU DRIVE? Yeah, I hate driving - i wish I had a chauffeur
16. NAME SOMETHING STUPID YOU HAVE CRIED ABOUT? I cried when the red sox
beat the yankees in the pennant. I'm not really a huge baseball fan.. but it's the sox!
17. MOST DISLIKED FOOD: meat
18. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: sense of humor
19. DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU RIGHT NOW: Ohh Probably HAHA!
20. FAVORITE MOVIE? Lord of the Rings
21. NAME ONE BAD HABIT? sometimes..I swear a lot
22. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? ummmm Metallica 1997 maybe?
I don't really like concerts.. can't remember
23. LAST MOVIE RENTED: Brokeback Mountain on netflix I never watched it
sent it back then canceled netflix - now I'll never know if it was good.
24. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? keys
25. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? New Hampshire or anywhere up north
26. WHAT DO YOU DRIVE? SUV
27. DO YOU HAVE PETS? 2 Cats
28. NAME 3 THINGS YOU HATE. 1. Doing Laundry 2. Spiders 3. Working
29. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER? Desktop Mac and a Laptop PC
30. DO YOU SMOKE? Nope
31. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? My husband - Lucky bastard
32. FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Maple Walnut
33. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? 3 I think
34. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? French Toast
35. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? no it sucks.. of course I like fucking coffee!
36. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled
37. FAVORITE DRINK? Iced tea or Water
38. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING? fuck both of them
39. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OF A SONG? "Your words to me just a whisper
Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear Cause
its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said"
40. TELL ME 2 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF. I am punctual,
I'm a picky eater, I hate just about everything
41. WHEN WAS THE LAST PARTY YOU WENT TO? 4th of July
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Summer
43. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? umm 5 minutes ago
That's my purpose in life!
44. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 6:45
45. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER? Christmas Presents
46. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET? never got a ticket
47. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED? I love pirates - stupid ass question...
48. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Having Fun
49. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW - Tan Cargo Shorts, a life is good t-shirt,
URI baseball hat I didn't go to URI I just like the hat..


Now to tag some people.......!

Dick - of course you're getting tagged! hahahahahahaha
Teri
Zed
Sexy Lexi
I Tag You All!!
Everyone On The Side Bar

August 1 is MTV's 25th Anniversay

Remember when they actually
played music on MTV??

watch the first day of broadcast 1981

25 years ago - I was 8
wow...

Swedish Chef
from Robot Chicken
go watch it
before youtube
deletes it...

go here

Rubber Sidewalks

Rubber Sidewalks!
I love this
Check it out -full story

They offer a way to recycle
some of the estimated
290 million tires thrown out
each year in the U.S.

Yeah, I've been there...











This site lets you make a map of
US States You've Visited...
Useless? Pretty Much.

It's Here

GO HERE

I saw this site on the Today Show this morning
it's pretty good
You can watch celebrities
embarrass themselves

just wondering

Can someone please buy me one of these?
I'd really appreciate it.
I like the black one... but white is cool too.

Thanks

apple.com

DEATH PSYCHIC

"Let the Way of
Your Death Be Foretold"
THE DEATH PSYCHIC
go here




Mine Said:
While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car
which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is
rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death
intended for someone else.

Well... That Sucks.

Crazy Lady VS Telemarketer
- go here

more retro

Here's the list for the
Top Ten 1980's Board Games
From Retrojunk.com
Click Me

<-- I never had this game.
But the picture made me laugh
so I looked for more info & found
an entire post about it here

Do kids still play
Board Games? Doubt It.
I always wanted
Hungry Hungry Hippos
but never got it... Life is unfair.

Superman
Retires
& Mr. T Gives
Him A Hard Time
About it...
go here!

on this day in history...

15 Years Ago on this Day
Pee Wee Got Arrested...

1991 Paul Reubens is arrested in Florida,
for exposing himself at an adult movie theater

this website tells you what happened
on any selected day of the year
go here

Speaking of bad movies

Speaking of bad movies
I turned on the tv tonight and
what movie is on HBO?
Ummmm Popeye

Are they fucking kidding?
Do you know how much my cable bill is?
It's HUGE!!




And they dare to play crap movies like Popeye?

WTF?

The Slack has been insulted.

80's Sci-Fi

Retrojunk.com List of Favorite
80's Sci-Fi Movies
go here

He left out a lot of good ones like, Oh I don't know... Aliens!?
But the list still brings back memories, check it out.

I remember when HBO would play Enemy Mine
and Flash Gordon
Over and Over and Over and Over...

Flash Gordon Rocked!
It's a Classic!

Watch the Original Flash Gordon Trailer Here

Comic-Con '06

The Top 15 Things
Learned at Comic-Con '06

are here

I don't read comics but Comic-Con
Looks Fun - Why does it have to
be in San Diego?

Damn You West Coast!


8 pages of funny pictures from Comic-Con here

Boo Berry

A site dedicated to
Boo Berry Cereal

click it

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Never Use My Phone!
Stop Taking My Stapler Please
Did You Steal My Pen?

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.




- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

All I wanted was a bagel

Another
Tim Hortons Story
But don’t worry it’s not about
my bagel or coffee this time
it's about a conversation that
took place in line


I’m standing in line waiting for my bagel
and this is the conversation I witnessed...

Cashier: Talking to another Tim Hortons employee says:
Well that’s what Alyssa told me, I couldn't believe it!!

Man in Line: (Really Loud) And You know how Alyssa can be!
And I don’t even know Alyssa HAHahaha hah hahaa

(I guess he was trying to be funny but it didn’t work out for him)

Cashier: (all serious, looks at man in line and says) "Alyssa is a girl that works
here and she was telling me how she was named after Alyssa Milano on
"Who’s the Boss". I thought it was ironic because I too named my daughter
after Alyssa Milano on Who’s the Boss, it was such a great show."

Man in line: Awkward silence - followed by a blank stare

I just stood there Horrified & thinking to myself...
WHO THE HELL would openly admit they named their kid after
Alyssa Milano from Who’s the Boss???? For christ sake just
say you like the name "Alyssa".. you don’t have to be that specific.

Not to mention - what are he odds of TWO PEOPLE being named
after the girl from that shitty tv show that was on in 1984?
- I had to get out of there.

She was so proud of it, she had this huge smile on her face.

I was embarrassed for her.

I got my bagel and left..

Calendar

This post is
for Dick Small
I know he's a huge
Hasselhoff Fan!

The David Hasselhoff
Calendar


check it out

The Bunny Version

my friend Kim
just emailed me
this little gem

Office Space
Performed by Bunnies
go here

First Pic of Venom in Spider-Man 3

Via: Spider-Man 3 Official Website

But He'll Always be Eric Forman..
You know what would kick ass... If Red Forman
had a cameo in the movie & called him a dumb ass


Spider-Man creator Stan Lee had this to say about
the upcoming movie...

"I have a cameo in it, and I think it's my best cameo,"
said the 83-year-old Marvel Comics master.
"That's probably the high point of the movie. After that,
you know, it's all a letdown."

Hahaha!

full story here

George Bush singing
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"

click this

Cosmo Kramer
is getting old

he's 57 today

Seinfeld... one of
the greatest tv shows
ever made.

Just Another Travis Post
Because he's a cat genius.

I did it

OKay, I Did it. I took advice from

Tim, Ann, & Kim

they all said...
"Why Don't You Just Make Your Own Iced Coffee?"

Tim read my post last week about
my morning coffee sucking.

When he got home from work Friday
he brewed 2 pots of coffee and put it in the fridge.

I was hesitant.

He was drinking a huge cup of it...
& asked me if I wanted a taste.

I guess I'll try it.


3 cups later... wired & jittery
I decided that this was a fine idea!!
& I shall make my own iced coffee
from this day forward!


**Tim even said he'd make it for me all the time**
(because I'm too lazy to do it myself - he's the greatest & I love him so)

No more getting fucked up orders
I tell myself - Make it light with 2 sugars
and BAM! Light with 2 sugars it is!!

Add some
crushed ice in my favorite Boston Red Sox cup
and I'm ready to go!

Life is good.


But they're still going to screw up my bagel
- And don't say bring my own bagel,
because that's just crazy talk.

Just Some Backyard Photography

Click On Pic for Larger Version

I started these flowers from seed
I'm quite the gardener
... not to mention ace photographer

Why can't
WE get along?
wicked cute
click it!

"Vulgar Winnebago
Salesman Outtakes"
go watch it



Found this over at
two can anne - so go visit!