Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Stop Bothering Me
I'm Not Your Secretary
I Hate All of You

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Annie said...

Does that include me?

EJL said...

we don't have a secratary...
I hate it when people call and I answer the phone...so they think I am the secratary...that gives them reason to treat me like crap...dagonitt

Anonymous said...

Um, Ellie, that's a pretty lame haiku... just sayin'. Oh and by the way, my phone's ringing. Could you please answer it for me?? And I'll have cream in my coffee, no sugar. And while you're at it, could you please do some shopping for me and buy my wife an anniversary gift for me?? Nothing too expensive, though, please. Thanks. And hold all my calls, I'm busy with this internet golf game. That will be all, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and by the way, Jen, I emailed your haiku to your boss. For 10 bucks I'll give you his password so you can delete it. It's your call.

Anonymous said...

syllabels are hard =(

EJL said...

I didn't Haiku but here's one for ya..
Dick isn't my boss
But Dick Small likes to role play
He can be my dog

For 10 bucks I won't post that...oops too late.

I still luv you ....no hard feelings?

Anonymous said...

None at all! You're beautiful, baby!!!!

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

This is exam week
Don't call for an extension
Turn in or get zero

Anonymous said...

Ellie whines alot
Whines and whines and whines and whines
whines and whines and whines

EJL said...

I luv using casual slack as IM

Anonymous said...

I STILL think casualslack's a great excuse to use to go back to drinking.

Anonymous said...

I hate work, work work
I hate it more than you know
I hate work, work work

Lynda said...

Would rather read blogs
Then sit here