Wednesday, July 26, 2006


"Let the Way of
Your Death Be Foretold"
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Mine Said:
While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car
looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is
rigged with a bomb,
and you suffer an explosive death
intended for someone else.

Well... That Sucks.


Anonymous said...

How unfortunate for you, Jen.

Using my real name, it said:
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

Using my blogger name, and hoping for a better demise, it said:
You will be beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Either way, it's not lookin' purdy.

Jen said...

I like the first one better
much more dramatic... movie quality!

D. Prince said...

Mine said:

While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.


Teri said...

mine says:

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

This makes me laugh!

Anonymous said...

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

Well, that's something to loook foward to

Jen said...

that one's HARSH!

Anonymous said...

Hi Jen,
I've been lurking your site for a while now. I lurve it! I'm pretty sure it was a random search but I'm glad I found you.
Here is my death scenario:

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.



Jen said...

mixednut - Welcome!
That's a shitty way to die..

Thanks for lurking
& I love getting comments
so don't be shy - keep 'em coming.